Random thought of the moment.

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Re: Random thought of the moment.

Postby colt1rgr » August 13th, 2010, 11:28 pm

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Re: Random thought of the moment.

Postby colt1rgr » August 13th, 2010, 11:34 pm

"I stood on a ridge and shunned religion
Thinkin' the world was mine
I made my break and a big mistake
Stealin' when I shoulda been buyin',

All that fightin', killin'
wine and those women
Gonna put me to an early grave
Runnin', hidin', losin', cryin'
Nothing left to save
But my life"

If you're not old enough to remember that one......................just get the @#$% down and KNOCK'EM out! Happy Weekend to you fellas!
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Re: Random thought of the moment.

Postby panthersix » August 14th, 2010, 1:54 am

Life is good :) made it thru my first week at the new job and found an apt on the beach that I move into tomorrow...:)
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Re: Random thought of the moment.

Postby Lunch » August 14th, 2010, 2:00 am

Sa-wheet! Enjoy.
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Re: Random thought of the moment.

Postby IEDmagnet » August 14th, 2010, 4:34 pm

colt1rgr wrote:"I stood on a ridge and shunned religion
Thinkin' the world was mine
I made my break and a big mistake
Stealin' when I shoulda been buyin',

All that fightin', killin'
wine and those women
Gonna put me to an early grave
Runnin', hidin', losin', cryin'
Nothing left to save
But my life"

If you're not old enough to remember that one......................just get the @#$% down and KNOCK'EM out! Happy Weekend to you fellas!


A little Uriah Heap, I will definitely knock some out for knowing that.
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Re: Random thought of the moment.

Postby C-MAC » August 15th, 2010, 1:26 am

Can you eat a "milk cow" for its meat or is that sacrilegious? Would it make a calcium enriched steak?

And if you ate it, what the hell would you do for a milkshake?

hmmm.
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Re: Random thought of the moment.

Postby RANGER513 » August 16th, 2010, 9:40 am

If Mr. & Mrs. Howell REALLY had millions and millions of dollars..........


then why were they on that tiny ship for a three hour tour........a three hour tour ?? :shock:
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Re: Random thought of the moment.

Postby colt1rgr » August 16th, 2010, 11:45 pm

RANGER513 wrote:If Mr. & Mrs. Howell REALLY had millions and millions of dollars..........


then why were they on that tiny ship for a three hour tour........a three hour tour ?? :shock:


Throw "Lovie overboard" and use some of that cash to have a menage au trois with Ginger and Maryanne! (Least thats what I'm thinkin' :wink: :roll: )
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Re: Random thought of the moment.

Postby IEDmagnet » August 16th, 2010, 11:47 pm

colt1rgr wrote:
RANGER513 wrote:If Mr. & Mrs. Howell REALLY had millions and millions of dollars..........


then why were they on that tiny ship for a three hour tour........a three hour tour ?? :shock:


Throw "Lovie overboard" and use some of that cash to have a menage au trois with Ginger and Maryanne! (Least thats what I'm thinkin' :wink: :roll: )



Would be the best plan of action. :mrgreen:
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Re: Random thought of the moment.

Postby C-MAC » August 17th, 2010, 1:33 am

colt1rgr wrote:
RANGER513 wrote:If Mr. & Mrs. Howell REALLY had millions and millions of dollars..........


then why were they on that tiny ship for a three hour tour........a three hour tour ?? :shock:


Throw "Lovie overboard" and use some of that cash to have a menage au trois with Ginger and Maryanne! (Least thats what I'm thinkin' :wink: :roll: )


Howell and the Skipper were ex-Navy. Hence the reason they shipwrecked in the first place- damn swabbies.

I always thought "the professor" was a dumb-ass. Why didn't he build some contraption and set everyone except Ginger and Maryann afloat? Then detonate the whole thing once they were on the horizon. He obviously was not innovative enough to be in the 75th :D :shock:
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Re: Random thought of the moment.

Postby Nomad » August 17th, 2010, 11:39 pm

. wrote:Image


How heartless.

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Re: Random thought of the moment.

Postby KW Driver » August 17th, 2010, 11:51 pm

"your cruelty knows no bounds."
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Re: Random thought of the moment.

Postby K.Ingraham » August 18th, 2010, 12:21 am

KW Driver wrote:"your cruelty knows no bounds."

:lol: :lol:
Worth at least five points on the obscure reference scale.
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Re: Random thought of the moment.

Postby colt1rgr » August 18th, 2010, 12:28 am

Whenever Barry says "And let me be clear" you know the next thing he will says has absolutely nothing to do with whatever he was lying about in the first place! Just an observation............ :|
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Re: Random thought of the moment.

Postby Zonk 1/75 » August 18th, 2010, 2:09 am

Why are you all talking about me?

I'm gonna ask around.............................. :lol:
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