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Re: Random thought of the moment.

Postby Tater Nuts » August 6th, 2010, 8:53 pm

mortar_guy78 wrote:Ok then. What is the best type of bacon?



Benton Bacon, made near me here in East Tn. is developing quite a gormet following, too smoky for my taste however.
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Re: Random thought of the moment.

Postby Slowpoke » August 6th, 2010, 10:00 pm

mortar_guy78 wrote:Ok then. What is the best type of bacon?


Just regular old BACON! But.....it has to be cooked perfectly!!!! No limp, namby-pamby bacon!!!! It has to be cooked to that wonderful golden brown to where when you put it in your mouth it crumbles of it's own accord....releasing the flavor like an explosion on the taste buds!!!!!!!!
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Re: Random thought of the moment.

Postby Lefty » August 6th, 2010, 10:43 pm

Slowpoke done flung a craving on me - gotta go get some!
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Re: Random thought of the moment.

Postby C-MAC » August 7th, 2010, 1:34 am

mortar_guy78 wrote:Ok then. What is the best type of bacon?

My favorite is Maple Bacon. It's like it's infused with the flavor of pancakes; like when you dip your bacon into syrup. Only this is every time you eat it. It is truly miraculous. The only thing that would be more amazing is if the Virgin Mary appeared in it. :wink:


Ya, ok all you bacon lovers. How about that bacon-cheddar sandwich in the MRE (or do you guys call it FSR now?) I gotta say, I was wondering if it was really bacon when someone let me sample it, But I did eat the whole thing simply on the suggestion it was bacon.

And damn, now I am searching for some of that TN bacon, delivered to my doorstep.
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Re: Random thought of the moment.

Postby RANGER513 » August 7th, 2010, 1:21 pm

I'm hungary.
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Re: Random thought of the moment.

Postby C-MAC » August 7th, 2010, 3:11 pm

Tater Nuts wrote:
mortar_guy78 wrote:Ok then. What is the best type of bacon?



Benton Bacon, made near me here in East Tn. is developing quite a gormet following, too smoky for my taste however.


Pfft. I actually found the website. 4lbs for $22 plus shipping. I am in for at least 4lbs. Actually, right about now I am ready to get on the turnpike and pick it up in person. Damn it, I'd drive to freaking Wyoming if the bacon is that good.
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Re: Random thought of the moment.

Postby panthersix » August 7th, 2010, 9:05 pm

mmmmmm, cornbread and milk.....:)
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Re: Random thought of the moment.

Postby mortar_guy78 » August 8th, 2010, 12:22 am

RANGER513 wrote:I'm hungary.


Your women are hot. For some reason, all of the strippers in Italy are Hungarian. And they don't call it bootypest for nothing. Or so I hear. :D
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Re: Random thought of the moment.

Postby Silverback » August 8th, 2010, 12:31 am

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Re: Random thought of the moment.

Postby Richard Cranium » August 8th, 2010, 12:44 am

Silverback wrote:28 days until the world is right again.


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Re: Random thought of the moment.

Postby Lunch » August 8th, 2010, 5:06 am

Tonight I wisked my macaroni for the first time.
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Re: Random thought of the moment.

Postby RangerX » August 8th, 2010, 4:24 pm

Lunch wrote:Tonight I wisked my macaroni for the first time.


Call it what you want but we all no it wasn't the first time.
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Re: Random thought of the moment.

Postby Lunch » August 8th, 2010, 6:22 pm

Was so...I hadn't even considered the possibility until Slowpoke asked if he was the only one who does it.
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Re: Random thought of the moment.

Postby RangerX » August 8th, 2010, 6:31 pm

Lunch wrote:Was so...I hadn't even considered the possibility until Slowpoke asked if he was the only one who does it.


Uh, see, whisking the macaroni could be construed as a....never mind. :lol:
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Re: Random thought of the moment.

Postby Boudicca » August 8th, 2010, 6:50 pm

Slowpoke wrote:
mortar_guy78 wrote:Ok then. What is the best type of bacon?


Just regular old BACON! But.....it has to be cooked perfectly!!!! No limp, namby-pamby bacon!!!! It has to be cooked to that wonderful golden brown to where when you put it in your mouth it crumbles of it's own accord....releasing the flavor like an explosion on the taste buds!!!!!!!!

I beg to differ, the best is chewy bacon.
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