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Re: Random thought of the moment.

Postby Richard Cranium » August 6th, 2010, 1:47 am

How the fuck did that housepig get elected to the highest court in the land, with no judicial experience? Not to mention she abhors the military and has other beliefs that are slanted so left that even a V-8 couldn't straighten her out....

FUCK! Beyond politics, she is just hard on the eyes, or as my Gpa used to say, "That woman is homely as sin!"


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Re: Random thought of the moment.

Postby mortar_guy78 » August 6th, 2010, 2:55 am

JLTW!!! wrote:How the fuck did that housepig get elected to the highest court in the land, with no judicial experience? Not to mention she abhors the military and has other beliefs that are slanted so left that even a V-8 couldn't straighten her out....

FUCK! Beyond politics, she is just hard on the eyes, or as my Gpa used to say, "That woman is homely as sin!"


November will be here soon...


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Re: Random thought of the moment.

Postby Slowpoke » August 6th, 2010, 5:03 am

mortar_guy78 wrote:
JLTW!!! wrote:How the fuck did that housepig get elected to the highest court in the land, with no judicial experience? Not to mention she abhors the military and has other beliefs that are slanted so left that even a V-8 couldn't straighten her out....

FUCK! Beyond politics, she is just hard on the eyes, or as my Gpa used to say, "That woman is homely as sin!"


November will be here soon...


"Uglier than homemade sin" was one of my favorites.



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Re: Random thought of the moment.

Postby rgrokelley » August 6th, 2010, 6:09 am

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Re: Random thought of the moment.

Postby cams » August 6th, 2010, 12:53 pm

Slowpoke wrote:Am I the only one who prepares Kraft Macaroni and Cheese al dente and uses a wisk to insure the sauce is smooth?


I just cook mine over fire. :?
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Re: Random thought of the moment.

Postby C-MAC » August 6th, 2010, 2:01 pm

Slowpoke wrote:Am I the only one who prepares Kraft Macaroni and Cheese al dente and uses a wisk to insure the sauce is smooth?


No, but take it a step further; whisk in a little garlic/onion powder and pepper. If you like the top slightly baked placed under a medium broiler for 2 minutes- or have I just gone way too far into mac -n- cheese land. :?
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Re: Random thought of the moment.

Postby Zonk 1/75 » August 6th, 2010, 3:46 pm

C-MAC wrote:
Slowpoke wrote:Am I the only one who prepares Kraft Macaroni and Cheese al dente and uses a wisk to insure the sauce is smooth?


No, but take it a step further; whisk in a little garlic/onion powder and pepper. If you like the top slightly baked placed under a medium broiler for 2 minutes- or have I just gone way too far into mac -n- cheese land. :?



Gotta shove it under a broiler, no option there. Don't forget bacon bits! :)
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Re: Random thought of the moment.

Postby RangerX » August 6th, 2010, 3:50 pm

Zonk 1/75 wrote:
C-MAC wrote:
Slowpoke wrote:Am I the only one who prepares Kraft Macaroni and Cheese al dente and uses a wisk to insure the sauce is smooth?


No, but take it a step further; whisk in a little garlic/onion powder and pepper. If you like the top slightly baked placed under a medium broiler for 2 minutes- or have I just gone way too far into mac -n- cheese land. :?



Gotta shove it under a broiler, no option there. Don't forget bacon bits! :)


Bits?!? Oh no, whole strips. Embedded. Everything is better with bacon.
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Re: Random thought of the moment.

Postby C-MAC » August 6th, 2010, 4:38 pm

Gotta shove it under a broiler, no option there. Don't forget bacon bits! :)


Bits?!? Oh no, whole strips. Embedded. Everything is better with bacon.


Forgot that. Bacon should be part of the required daily food pyramid. I am fairly certain it was headed for that designation when Bush was CinC. But I am pretty sure it is now going to be banned under ObamaCare. That said, it may be my first experience as a "law" breaker. Bacon Sacre Fames.
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Re: Random thought of the moment.

Postby Zonk 1/75 » August 6th, 2010, 4:45 pm

RangerX wrote:Bits?!? Oh no, whole strips. Embedded. Everything is better with bacon.


I crumble my strips, saves time so I can focus on the eating part :D
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Re: Random thought of the moment.

Postby Lunch » August 6th, 2010, 5:37 pm

Bacon sammich for breakfast...a moment of clarity in my otherwise nonsensical day.

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Re: Random thought of the moment.

Postby RangerX » August 6th, 2010, 5:56 pm

C-MAC wrote:Forgot that. Bacon should be part of the required daily food pyramid.


Both my daughters are averse to eating any meat. Any meat that is but the porky deliciousness that is bacon & sausage.

Bacon, so good, even vegans can't resist.


Zonk 1/75 wrote:I crumble my strips, saves time so I can focus on the eating part :D


See, I am more of a "natural" eater. If I focus on it, I get all discombobulated. :lol:
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Re: Random thought of the moment.

Postby mortar_guy78 » August 6th, 2010, 7:08 pm

Ok then. What is the best type of bacon?

My favorite is Maple Bacon. It's like it's infused with the flavor of pancakes; like when you dip your bacon into syrup. Only this is every time you eat it. It is truly miraculous. The only thing that would be more amazing is if the Virgin Mary appeared in it. :wink:
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Re: Random thought of the moment.

Postby RangerX » August 6th, 2010, 7:20 pm

mortar_guy78 wrote:Ok then. What is the best type of bacon?


The kind that is in front of me. :lol:
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Re: Random thought of the moment.

Postby mortar_guy78 » August 6th, 2010, 7:22 pm

RangerX wrote:
mortar_guy78 wrote:Ok then. What is the best type of bacon?


The kind that is in front of me. :lol:


:lol: Touche.
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