Random thought of the moment.

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Re: Random thought of the moment.

Postby Buzz » August 3rd, 2010, 2:50 am

Silverback wrote:
xray wrote:Chelsea who?


How about a reminder
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The best the new hubby can hope for is she likes sex as much as her daddy does.
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Re: Random thought of the moment.

Postby Flesh Thorn » August 3rd, 2010, 3:02 am

She will probably look good naked from the neck down.....

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Re: Random thought of the moment.

Postby Oto-Man » August 3rd, 2010, 3:18 am

Silverback wrote:
xray wrote:Chelsea who?


How about a reminder
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Thanks Dan...I just yacked on my keyboard.....do you have any idea how bad pork roast tastes on the way back up?

NO YOU DONT!!!


LOL that pic is just precious!!!!
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Re: Random thought of the moment.

Postby RangerX » August 3rd, 2010, 3:38 am

Flesh Thorn wrote:She will probably look good naked from the neck down.....

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Lightswitch.

Let's face it. At least half (likely a LOT more) of the guys on this board have brought down much scarier beasts in the hunting grounds that are Columbus, GA.

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Re: Random thought of the moment.

Postby RangerX » August 3rd, 2010, 3:41 am

RangerX wrote:Yvonne Strahovski


Now back to things more worthy of our.....focus.
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Re: Random thought of the moment.

Postby xray » August 3rd, 2010, 6:09 am

So the funny thing is, I looked up an image of howdy doody
so I could put the two side by side and actually found this...
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And then to redeem this thread I had to find this...
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Re: Random thought of the moment.

Postby panthersix » August 3rd, 2010, 10:25 am

colt1rgr wrote:What are the odds this schmuck who married Chelsea Clinton (damn, just vomited a little in my mouth) said to himself Saturday as he raised that veil "I'm hittin' that shit tonight! 8) "

She ain't the ugliest woman on the planet (her Mom is currently in a three way tie with Michelle and Nancy) but she is definitely high on the list! :| Money talks I guess.


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Re: Random thought of the moment.

Postby C-MAC » August 3rd, 2010, 11:40 am

colt1rgr wrote:What are the odds this schmuck who married Chelsea Clinton (damn, just vomited a little in my mouth) said to himself Saturday as he raised that veil "I'm hittin' that shit tonight! 8) "

She ain't the ugliest woman on the planet (her Mom is currently in a three way tie with Michelle and Nancy) but she is definitely high on the list! :| Money talks I guess.


"She ain't"? Damn, who is then? :roll:

Oh and by the way. Ugliest girl you ever hit? C'mon every guy who has;
a- Been in the service
b- Been drunk

Has at least one. :lol:
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Re: Random thought of the moment.

Postby rgrokelley » August 3rd, 2010, 2:18 pm

C-MAC wrote:
colt1rgr wrote:What are the odds this schmuck who married Chelsea Clinton (damn, just vomited a little in my mouth) said to himself Saturday as he raised that veil "I'm hittin' that shit tonight! 8) "

She ain't the ugliest woman on the planet (her Mom is currently in a three way tie with Michelle and Nancy) but she is definitely high on the list! :| Money talks I guess.


"She ain't"? Damn, who is then? :roll:

Oh and by the way. Ugliest girl you ever hit? C'mon every guy who has;
a- Been in the service
b- Been drunk

Has at least one. :lol:


Hell no! Every single one that I have been with, while drunk, has been a 10! Hell, some where an 11, depending on the amount of alcohol.
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Re: Random thought of the moment.

Postby mortar_guy78 » August 3rd, 2010, 3:06 pm

rgrokelley wrote:
C-MAC wrote:
colt1rgr wrote:What are the odds this schmuck who married Chelsea Clinton (damn, just vomited a little in my mouth) said to himself Saturday as he raised that veil "I'm hittin' that shit tonight! 8) "

She ain't the ugliest woman on the planet (her Mom is currently in a three way tie with Michelle and Nancy) but she is definitely high on the list! :| Money talks I guess.


"She ain't"? Damn, who is then? :roll:

Oh and by the way. Ugliest girl you ever hit? C'mon every guy who has;
a- Been in the service
b- Been drunk

Has at least one. :lol:


Hell no! Every single one that I have been with, while drunk, has been a 10! Hell, some where an 11, depending on the amount of alcohol.


C'mon, man. You're honestly gonna tell us you never jumped on the grenade? If not, you're a buddy fucker.

Sometimes you just gotta take one for the team. :shock:
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Re: Random thought of the moment.

Postby merlyn » August 3rd, 2010, 3:52 pm

With his daddy's criminal record, he will be blend in very well. 8)
Who knows, their ties could go farther back than just a wedding.
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Re: Random thought of the moment.

Postby C-MAC » August 4th, 2010, 4:13 am

Hell no! Every single one that I have been with, while drunk, has been a 10! Hell, some where an 11, depending on the amount of alcohol.


C'mon, man. You're honestly gonna tell us you never jumped on the grenade? If not, you're a buddy fucker.

Sometimes you just gotta take one for the team. :shock:


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Re: Random thought of the moment.

Postby RangerX » August 5th, 2010, 4:51 pm

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Re: Random thought of the moment.

Postby Slowpoke » August 6th, 2010, 1:23 am

Am I the only one who prepares Kraft Macaroni and Cheese al dente and uses a wisk to insure the sauce is smooth?
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Re: Random thought of the moment.

Postby Lunch » August 6th, 2010, 1:26 am

Slowpoke wrote:Am I the only one who prepares Kraft Macaroni and Cheese al dente and uses a wisk to insure the sauce is smooth?


You do the sauce seperate??? It never occured to me that you could do it that way :shock: .
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