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Re: Random thought of the moment.

Postby Lunch » August 1st, 2010, 4:23 pm

C-MAC wrote:
Lunch wrote:Started my first permenent job with the US Forest Service on Smokey's 60th Birthday :)


My brother did the same thing when he left the service. Said he was going to hang-out with Smokey and try talking to trees instead of wrapping them in det. cord. I thought he was nuts. But between that job and the Army, it really made him the solid person he is today.


Demolitions are approved/recommended for fighting forest fires in declared Wilderness...whoda thought :shock: ?

And a few wraps of det cord/well situated charge is perfect for trees too dangerous for chainsaw work (not including the rocket-propelled chainsaws).
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Re: Random thought of the moment.

Postby C-MAC » August 1st, 2010, 4:42 pm

Lunch wrote:
C-MAC wrote:
Lunch wrote:Started my first permenent job with the US Forest Service on Smokey's 60th Birthday :)


My brother did the same thing when he left the service. Said he was going to hang-out with Smokey and try talking to trees instead of wrapping them in det. cord. I thought he was nuts. But between that job and the Army, it really made him the solid person he is today.


Demolitions are approved/recommended for fighting forest fires in declared Wilderness...whoda thought :shock: ?

And a few wraps of det cord/well situated charge is perfect for trees too dangerous for chainsaw work (not including the rocket-propelled chainsaws).


He actually left after serving several roles including LEO, Forester and another environmental role here in NY State. He spent a lot of time up in the Finger Lakes which I believe is our only National Forest. But the back and forth traveling was too much. He did however parlay that experience into a nice career. Like I said, guys like yourself, my brother and the others around here who give back in that way are what makes this country great.
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Re: Random thought of the moment.

Postby IEDmagnet » August 1st, 2010, 7:43 pm

Now he's gonna have a HUGE head for a day. Great....
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Re: Random thought of the moment.

Postby garyedolan » August 2nd, 2010, 12:06 am

The most authentic thing about us
Is our capacity to create, to overcome,
To endure, to transform, to love,
And to be greater than our suffering.

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Re: Random thought of the moment.

Postby IEDmagnet » August 2nd, 2010, 2:05 am

Awesome quote Ranger Garyedolan. Thank you for sharing Sir.
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Re: Random thought of the moment.

Postby RangerX » August 2nd, 2010, 3:48 am

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Re: Random thought of the moment.

Postby Lunch » August 2nd, 2010, 4:41 am

C-MAC wrote:He actually left after serving several roles including LEO, Forester and another environmental role here in NY State. He spent a lot of time up in the Finger Lakes which I believe is our only National Forest. But the back and forth traveling was too much. He did however parlay that experience into a nice career. Like I said, guys like yourself, my brother and the others around here who give back in that way are what makes this country great.


Many thanks for the kind words C-MAC, though I wish I was doing more...the wheels are always turning, you know?

And to you:
IEDmagnet wrote:Now he's gonna have a HUGE head for a day. Great....


Who squeezed your udder?
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Re: Random thought of the moment.

Postby colt1rgr » August 2nd, 2010, 5:30 pm

What are the odds this schmuck who married Chelsea Clinton (damn, just vomited a little in my mouth) said to himself Saturday as he raised that veil "I'm hittin' that shit tonight! 8) "

She ain't the ugliest woman on the planet (her Mom is currently in a three way tie with Michelle and Nancy) but she is definitely high on the list! :| Money talks I guess.
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Re: Random thought of the moment.

Postby Lefty » August 2nd, 2010, 8:02 pm

colt1rgr wrote:What are the odds this schmuck who married Chelsea Clinton (damn, just vomited a little in my mouth) said to himself Saturday as he raised that veil "I'm hittin' that shit tonight! 8) "

She ain't the ugliest woman on the planet (her Mom is currently in a three way tie with Michelle and Nancy) but she is definitely high on the list! :| Money talks I guess.


A man gets tense, you know, but, man, I hope I never get THAT tense!

edited to add: Why do I always think of Howdy Doody every time I see a pic of Chelsea?
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Re: Random thought of the moment.

Postby colt1rgr » August 3rd, 2010, 12:07 am

Lefty wrote:
colt1rgr wrote:What are the odds this schmuck who married Chelsea Clinton (damn, just vomited a little in my mouth) said to himself Saturday as he raised that veil "I'm hittin' that shit tonight! 8) "

She ain't the ugliest woman on the planet (her Mom is currently in a three way tie with Michelle and Nancy) but she is definitely high on the list! :| Money talks I guess.


A man gets tense, you know, but, man, I hope I never get THAT tense!

edited to add: Why do I always think of Howdy Doody every time I see a pic of Chelsea?


Let's be honest. I have hit some shit I ain't too proud of BUT DAMN that's one homely "Biatch!!" :mrgreen: :|
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Re: Random thought of the moment.

Postby RangerX » August 3rd, 2010, 12:10 am

She's a lightswitch beauty queen. I bet she has daddy issues.
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Re: Random thought of the moment.

Postby IEDmagnet » August 3rd, 2010, 12:41 am

Lunch wrote:
C-MAC wrote:He actually left after serving several roles including LEO, Forester and another environmental role here in NY State. He spent a lot of time up in the Finger Lakes which I believe is our only National Forest. But the back and forth traveling was too much. He did however parlay that experience into a nice career. Like I said, guys like yourself, my brother and the others around here who give back in that way are what makes this country great.


Many thanks for the kind words C-MAC, though I wish I was doing more...the wheels are always turning, you know?

And to you:
IEDmagnet wrote:Now he's gonna have a HUGE head for a day. Great....


Who squeezed your udder?



Back to my corner then. Damn... (Insert random whine)....damn. :lol:
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Re: Random thought of the moment.

Postby xray » August 3rd, 2010, 2:15 am

Chelsea who?
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Re: Random thought of the moment.

Postby Silverback » August 3rd, 2010, 2:20 am

xray wrote:Chelsea who?


How about a reminder
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Re: Random thought of the moment.

Postby Slowpoke » August 3rd, 2010, 2:39 am

Silverback wrote:
xray wrote:Chelsea who?

Lefty wrote: edited to add: Why do I always think of Howdy Doody every time I see a pic of Chelsea?
How about a reminder
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You are right Brother Lefty, but you have to remember the tender age of most of the members. While us old fuckers know who Howdy Doody is, all the rest of these guys are burning up google to see what you're talking about!
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