Random thought of the moment.

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Re: Random thought of the moment.

Postby merlyn » July 31st, 2010, 4:44 pm

mortar_guy78 wrote:At first I couldn't understand what you were talking about until I remembered that the Air Force issues bunny slippers.

Slippers. Sheesh.


This must be true. When visiting my son at Moody AFB, he was wearing his
when he came to the gate to sign me in. Although he claims that he got them
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Re: Random thought of the moment.

Postby mortar_guy78 » July 31st, 2010, 6:51 pm

garyedolan wrote:Not only do I find most civilians stupid, lazy, selfish & self centered, they are generally oblivious to their surroundings.


You too?
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Re: Random thought of the moment.

Postby RangerX » July 31st, 2010, 9:18 pm

mortar_guy78 wrote:
garyedolan wrote:Not only do I find most civilians stupid, lazy, selfish & self centered, they are generally oblivious to their surroundings.


You too?


Yeah, that's such a rare outlook to find in this crowd. :lol:
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Re: Random thought of the moment.

Postby Boudicca » July 31st, 2010, 10:44 pm

If it came to a fight who would win: the Dos Equis Guy or the Old Spice Guy?
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Re: Random thought of the moment.

Postby IEDmagnet » July 31st, 2010, 10:49 pm

Boudicca wrote:If it came to a fight who would win: the Dos Equis Guy or the Old Spice Guy?



I'm going with the Dos Equis Guy....cause he'll hit you in the face and you'll say thank you.
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Re: Random thought of the moment.

Postby Boudicca » July 31st, 2010, 10:50 pm

IEDmagnet wrote:
Boudicca wrote:If it came to a fight who would win: the Dos Equis Guy or the Old Spice Guy?



I'm going with the Dos Equis Guy....cause he'll hit you in the face and you'll say thank you.

I think I could definitely fight off THAT urge.
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Re: Random thought of the moment.

Postby mortar_guy78 » July 31st, 2010, 10:57 pm

Which Old Spice guy? If you're talking Bruce Campbell, it's a no brainer. If he can fight off armies of the living dead, he can kick the ass of some fruity bastard in a bar.

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Re: Random thought of the moment.

Postby IEDmagnet » August 1st, 2010, 3:16 am

But the Dos Equis Guy can speak Russian in French!!!!!
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Re: Random thought of the moment.

Postby mortar_guy78 » August 1st, 2010, 3:35 am

Does he have a boomstick? Or a chainsaw for an arm?

I think not.
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Re: Random thought of the moment.

Postby C-MAC » August 1st, 2010, 1:46 pm

Odds that, at a minimum, Bill Clinton ogled at least one cocktail waitress at his daughters wedding reception? :o

Bet you won't see that exit question in any of the major newspapers.
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Re: Random thought of the moment.

Postby C-MAC » August 1st, 2010, 1:50 pm

mortar_guy78 wrote:Does he have a boomstick? Or a chainsaw for an arm?

I think not.


I always thought the ultimate cage match was Smokey the Bear versus the Exxon Tiger. Nothing says I love you better than gasoline and fire. :P
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Re: Random thought of the moment.

Postby Lunch » August 1st, 2010, 3:24 pm

C-MAC wrote:
mortar_guy78 wrote:Does he have a boomstick? Or a chainsaw for an arm?

I think not.


I always thought the ultimate cage match was Smokey the Bear versus the Exxon Tiger. Nothing says I love you better than gasoline and fire. :P


BTW, remember to say happy 67th birthday to Smokey on August 9th.
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Re: Random thought of the moment.

Postby C-MAC » August 1st, 2010, 3:47 pm

Lunch wrote:
C-MAC wrote:
mortar_guy78 wrote:Does he have a boomstick? Or a chainsaw for an arm?

I think not.


I always thought the ultimate cage match was Smokey the Bear versus the Exxon Tiger. Nothing says I love you better than gasoline and fire. :P


BTW, remember to say happy 67th birthday to Smokey on August 9th.


I won't even question how or why you knew that.

Birthday wishes, flame throwers and Mark 77 Mod-5's. :roll:
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Re: Random thought of the moment.

Postby Lunch » August 1st, 2010, 3:51 pm

Started my first permenent job with the US Forest Service on Smokey's 60th Birthday :)
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Re: Random thought of the moment.

Postby C-MAC » August 1st, 2010, 4:16 pm

Lunch wrote:Started my first permenent job with the US Forest Service on Smokey's 60th Birthday :)


My brother did the same thing when he left the service. Said he was going to hang-out with Smokey and try talking to trees instead of wrapping them in det. cord. I thought he was nuts. But between that job and the Army, it really made him the solid person he is today.
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