Random thought of the moment.

[Ranger Ron]

The real question is, would the Iraqi cow try to kill the American cow with a suicide vest?

Shit, how messy! Milk everywhere!

[mortar_guy78]

The real question is, would the Iraqi cow try to kill the American cow with a suicide vest?

Shit, how messy! Milk everywhere!

C'mon. With due deference to Magnet, who came up with the question, there would be mild everywhere.

[IEDmagnet]

The real question is, would the Iraqi cow try to kill the American cow with a suicide vest?

Shit, how messy! Milk everywhere!

C'mon. With due deference to Magnet, who came up with the question, there would be mild everywhere.

Shit, I just spit mild on the computer again.

[mortar_guy78]

Sorry, man. I couldn't resist.

[IEDmagnet]

Perfectly timed, proper delivery, I give it a 10 out of 10.

[mortar_guy78]

I try

[C-MAC]

At first I couldn't understand what you were talking about until I remembered that the Air Force issues bunny slippers.

Slippers. Sheesh.

When I was visiting the 3 ID in Germany (back in the day) I went to take a shower and out steps a Captain (which I didn"t realize at the time) in friggin big fuzzy Wiley Coyote slippers. I was like WTF are those, they are the most ridiculous things I have ever seen in my life. He looks at me and says "you forgot to say sir" and walks away. My friend who was a spec4 at the time was about to get the shitiest duty this guy could come up with and says "sir, you will have to forgive him, he's a zoomie". The captain says "figures, don't they issue those bastards pink robes?" They laughed their asses off and that night we went into Baumholder and all got drunk (which at the time would usually have gotten an officer in deep shit)- quick save by my friend. True story.

[RANGER513]

I have come to the conclusion that 99.999 percent of Americans driving a motor vehicle on a public roadway after midnight on a Friday have an I.Q. of 45 or lower.

[Oto-Man]

I have come to the conclusion that 99.999 percent of Americans driving a motor vehicle on a public roadway after midnight on a Friday have an I.Q. of 45 or lower.

Combined with the average BAC of .13 and you have the makings for an interesting night!


Stay safe out there Ranger.

[Slowpoke]

I like to joke around and fuck with people A LOT. Yesterday afternoon the wife and I are at Costco at the cash register and I get a total of $300. So, I hand the cashier a $1,000,000 bill....she looks at it, holds it up to the light and asks, "Is this REAL?" My eyes bug out, my mouth falls open, and I put my head down on the miniature check writing desk and start laughing. Finally the HOT little box girl tells her no and she gives the bill back to me.

[garyedolan]

Not only do I find most civilians stupid, lazy, selfish & self centered, they are generally oblivious to their surroundings.

[RangerX]

Not only do I find most civilians stupid, lazy, selfish & self centered, they are generally oblivious to their surroundings.

Unless you cut in front of them in line at McDonalds........

[merlyn]

Not only do I find most civilians stupid, lazy, selfish & self centered, they are generally oblivious to their surroundings.

Well said....ever so true, Sir, ever so true.

[merlyn]

I like to joke around and fuck with people A LOT. Yesterday afternoon the wife and I are at Costco at the cash register and I get a total of $300. So, I hand the cashier a $1,000,000 bill....she looks at it, holds it up to the light and asks, "Is this REAL?" My eyes bug out, my mouth falls open, and I put my head down on the miniature check writing desk and start laughing. Finally the HOT little box girl tells her no and she gives the bill back to me.

a kindred spirit

[merlyn]

I have come to the conclusion that 99.999 percent of Americans driving a motor vehicle on a public roadway after midnight on a Friday have an I.Q. of 45 or lower.

Or a BATS result well above 0.08....or both.