Kinky is using a feather.
Perverted is using the whole chicken.
Sometimes too much to drink isn't enough.
I wnat to die while asleep like my grandfather,
not screaming in terror like the passengers in his car.

Baseplate wrote:When I die I want my tombstone to state "He loved titties" Since my wife won't go for this I will need one of you to chisel it on there after the funeral. I can put this in writing if needed
IEDmagnet wrote:"There is a difference between being crazy and insane.
For instance....a crazy person will beat nine people to death with a steel dildo.
An insane person will beat nine people to death with a steel dildo too, but he'll be wearing a Bugs Bunny suit at the time." George Carlin
Oh yeah, side note....I found out today that I am getting promoted at the PD, moved to day shift, and getting a 2011 Crown Vic. Life is good.
mortar_guy78 wrote:
Congrats, bro.
rgrokelley wrote:I'm on a small island, out here on the Outer Banks. Just watched a sunset while listening to the Best of the Eagles, drinking a bottle of muscadine wine. No other folks anywhere in sight. After dark the sky was lit up with God's own fireworks display as the lightning crashed around the open sea. No sound though, because it is so far away.
Life is good.
mortar_guy78 wrote:Stop it dude. I am so wishing I was there.

IEDmagnet wrote:"There is a difference between being crazy and insane.
For instance....a crazy person will beat nine people to death with a steel dildo.
An insane person will beat nine people to death with a steel dildo too, but he'll be wearing a Bugs Bunny suit at the time." George Carlin
Oh yeah, side note....I found out today that I am getting promoted at the PD, moved to day shift, and getting a 2011 Crown Vic. Life is good.
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