Random thought of the moment.

[garyedolan]

Kinky is using a feather.
Perverted is using the whole chicken.

Sometimes too much to drink isn't enough.

I wnat to die while asleep like my grandfather,
not screaming in terror like the passengers in his car.

[mortar_guy78]

When I die I want my tombstone to state "He loved titties" Since my wife won't go for this I will need one of you to chisel it on there after the funeral. I can put this in writing if needed

I got your back.

[merlyn]

While being in doubt and driking heavily, I asked myself
why does all the topping fall off my slice of pizza and all
I get is a mouth full of dough? I could probably use the
3 second rule, but the pitbulls are already lapping them
up. Grrrrrrrrrrrrr

[IEDmagnet]

"There is a difference between being crazy and insane.

For instance....a crazy person will beat nine people to death with a steel dildo.

An insane person will beat nine people to death with a steel dildo too, but he'll be wearing a Bugs Bunny suit at the time." George Carlin



Oh yeah, side note....I found out today that I am getting promoted at the PD, moved to day shift, and getting a 2011 Crown Vic. Life is good.

[mortar_guy78]

"There is a difference between being crazy and insane.

For instance....a crazy person will beat nine people to death with a steel dildo.

An insane person will beat nine people to death with a steel dildo too, but he'll be wearing a Bugs Bunny suit at the time." George Carlin



Oh yeah, side note....I found out today that I am getting promoted at the PD, moved to day shift, and getting a 2011 Crown Vic. Life is good.

Congrats, bro.

[IEDmagnet]

Congrats, bro.

Thanks brother.

[rgrokelley]

I'm on a small island, out here on the Outer Banks. Just watched a sunset while listening to the Best of the Eagles, drinking a bottle of muscadine wine. No other folks anywhere in sight. After dark the sky was lit up with God's own fireworks display as the lightning crashed around the open sea. No sound though, because it is so far away.

Life is good.

[Ranger Ron]

I'm on a small island, out here on the Outer Banks. Just watched a sunset while listening to the Best of the Eagles, drinking a bottle of muscadine wine. No other folks anywhere in sight. After dark the sky was lit up with God's own fireworks display as the lightning crashed around the open sea. No sound though, because it is so far away.

Life is good.

Fun place to be! Have some friends that own two houses out there. Been there several times. Wish I was there with you now.

[IEDmagnet]

Awesome description Brother.

[mortar_guy78]

Stop it dude. I am so wishing I was there.

[IEDmagnet]

Stop it dude. I am so wishing I was there.

As of August 2d the family and I will be at the beach. Counting days down.

[IEDmagnet]

So is there a point when I should stop cussing the voices in my head?

I took the medication, but it just made them sound drunk. Nothing worse than nine people in your head telling you they love you all the time.

[gsgitu]

HHHMMMMMMM..........trying to collect my random thoughts

[merlyn]

"There is a difference between being crazy and insane.

For instance....a crazy person will beat nine people to death with a steel dildo.

An insane person will beat nine people to death with a steel dildo too, but he'll be wearing a Bugs Bunny suit at the time." George Carlin



Oh yeah, side note....I found out today that I am getting promoted at the PD, moved to day shift, and getting a 2011 Crown Vic. Life is good.

My abnormal psych prof told our class that the only difference between us and the people in the state hospital was that they unfortunately
drew too much negative attention to themselves. Congradulations on your recent good fortune. Be safe, Brother.

[RANGER513]

Allergies suck.