Random thought of the moment.

[panthersix]

Since I was in the Guard anyway and I always wanted to know what it was like, after 16 years of "Air Force Appreciation time" (that's what the Airmen call prior service from other branches, esp Army & USMC). I thought what the hell and enlisted as a Ssgt in the Air Guard. There was no way I was going to make it to 20 years in the Army Guard...no way.

It was everything you fuckwits ever dreamt about plus they unfooked my records so I could get my 20 year letter and retire as a CPT.

My first drill with my new unit, they had a beautiful redhead and a buxom, long legged blonde at PT. Yep, it's all that boys!

[IEDmagnet]

Since I was in the Guard anyway and I always wanted to know what it was like, after 16 years of "Air Force Appreciation time" (that's what the Airmen call prior service from other branches, esp Army & USMC). I thought what the hell and enlisted as a Ssgt in the Air Guard. There was no way I was going to make it to 20 years in the Army Guard...no way.

It was everything you fuckwits ever dreamt about plus they unfooked my records so I could get my 20 year letter and retire as a CPT.

My first drill with my new unit, they had a beautiful redhead and a buxom, long legged blonde at PT. Yep, it's all that boys!

Yep, if I wasn't medically retired with a wonderful pay and benefits package, I'd probably still be glutton for punishment and cussing you. However, my plans were to IST to 20 SFG when I got back from Afghan. Wonder how that would have turned out? These are the things that haunt me.


And you're still a DICK, but I love ya like a brother mom should have clubbed at birth.

(on a serious side note, thanks for your service and congrats on your 20 year letter.)

[panthersix]

NAVY/USMC ~ ARMY ~ AIR FORCE
Head ~ Latrine ~ Powder Room
Rack ~ Bunk ~ Single with ruffle and duvet
Mess Deck ~ Chow Hall ~ Dining Facility/Cafe'
"Cookie" ~ Mess Cook ~ Contract Chef
Coffee/Mud ~ Cup of Joe ~ Vanilla Latte'
Bug Juice ~ Kool-Aid ~ Shirley Temple
Utilities ~ BDU's ~ Casual Wear
Seaman/Private ~ Private ~ Bobby or Jimmy
Chief/Gunny ~ Sergeant ~ Bob or Jim
Captain/Skipper ~ Colonel ~ Robert or James
Captain's Mast ~ Article 15 ~ Time Out
Berthing/Barracks ~ Barracks ~ Apartment
Skivvies / U-Trau ~ Underwear ~ Tee Shirt & Panties
Thrown in the Brig ~ Put in confinement ~ Grounded
Zoom ~ Bag ~ Flight Suit ~ Business Casual
Cover ~ Beret ~ Optional
NEX or MCXPX ~ PX ~ Shopping Mall
TAD ~ TDY ~ Working vacation
Cruise / Afloat ~ Deploy ~ Huh?
Ground Grabbers ~ Athletic Shoes ~ Flip-Flops
Boondockers ~ Jump Boots ~ Berkenstocks
Low Quarters ~ Low Quarters ~ Patent Leather Pumps
SEAL ~ Special Forces ~ High Altitude Recon
Hoo-Rah ! ~ Hoo-Ah ! ~ Uh-Oh !
MRE ~ MRE ~ Happy Meal
Grinder ~ Drill Field ~ What?

[RANGER513]

My first drill with my new unit, they had a beautiful redhead and a buxom, long legged blonde at PT. Yep, it's all that boys!

Huh..........this thread is useless without pics !!!!

[RangerX]

When in England on a deployment, we had the luxury of exfil-ing out of Mendenhall AFB. Man those were nice digs.

We ran in to an AF re-up NCO in the chow hall and had a discussion about Air Force recruiting, etc. He mentioned that he joined the AF during Vietnam because he had a back problem that would prevent him from joining the Army.

Of course, we asked "What back problem"? His response was that he had a big yellow stripe running down the middle of it.

[K.Ingraham]

we asked "What back problem"? His response was that he had a big yellow stripe running down the middle of it.

"A man has got to know his limits"

[IEDmagnet]

SO....

If you tell the Marines to secure a building, they are going to level the building and stand guard on the remains.

If you tell the Army to secure it, we will conduct a deliberate attack...kill everything inside that isn't dressed like us...establish a perimeter and defend against counter-attack.

If you tell the Navy to do it, they will sweep and mop the floors, turn the lights off, and put chains on the doors.














The Air Force gets the same directive and they find the owner, sign a six month lease......with an option to buy.

[brad.watson29]

If a have a question about a serious poser, who should i go to?

[Jim]

If a have a question about a serious poser, who should i go to?

Go to the introduction thread and post an introduction.

[IEDmagnet]

If a have a question about a serious poser, who should i go to?

Go to the introduction thread and post an introduction.

[IEDmagnet]

Alright, just heard a few decent short jokes and thought I'd share.



A teacher is in class one day and challenges the students in her class to use the word definitely in a sentence. A little girl in the class raises her hand, and the teacher calls on her. "The sky is definitely always blue", says the young girl. The teacher pauses and says "No, that is not correct because sometimes the sky is gray or orange or red." A little boy in the corner raises his hand and says "The grass is definitely always green." Again the teacher says "No, that's not right either, the grass can also die and be brown." Finally, Little Johnny raises his hand and the teacher calls on him. "Ma'am, do farts have lumps?" The teacher gets a puzzled look on her face and says "No Johnny, why?" Johnny jumped up excited and said "Then I DEFINITELY just shit my pants."


A young man wakes up early one morning while staying with his grandparents. He decides that he should take the last few hits of LSD he has and tries to find them. He frantically starts searching when they aren't where he left them the night before. The young man goes into the living room and sees his grandmother sitting on the couch. "Grandma, have you seen my pills? They are small, white and have LSD printed on one side." His grandmother looks at him wide eyed and says "Fuck your pills, have you seen the dragon in the kitchen?"



Hope you enjoy. Have a day.

[Flesh Thorn]

Note to self: Women do not respond well to being called a pussy even if it is true.

[panthersix]

I got the hiccups...

[Greenjarhead]

NAVY/USMC ~ ARMY ~ AIR FORCE
Head ~ Latrine ~ Powder Room
Rack ~ Bunk ~ Single with ruffle and duvet
Mess Deck ~ Chow Hall ~ Dining Facility/Cafe'
"Cookie" ~ Mess Cook ~ Contract Chef
Coffee/Mud ~ Cup of Joe ~ Vanilla Latte'
Bug Juice ~ Kool-Aid ~ Shirley Temple
Utilities ~ BDU's ~ Casual Wear
Seaman/Private ~ Private ~ Bobby or Jimmy
Chief/Gunny ~ Sergeant ~ Bob or Jim
Captain/Skipper ~ Colonel ~ Robert or James
Captain's Mast ~ Article 15 ~ Time Out
Berthing/Barracks ~ Barracks ~ Apartment
Skivvies / U-Trau ~ Underwear ~ Tee Shirt & Panties
Thrown in the Brig ~ Put in confinement ~ Grounded
Zoom ~ Bag ~ Flight Suit ~ Business Casual
Cover ~ Beret ~ Optional
NEX or MCXPX ~ PX ~ Shopping Mall
TAD ~ TDY ~ Working vacation
Cruise / Afloat ~ Deploy ~ Huh?
Ground Grabbers ~ Athletic Shoes ~ Flip-Flops
Boondockers ~ Jump Boots ~ Berkenstocks
Low Quarters ~ Low Quarters ~ Patent Leather Pumps
SEAL ~ Special Forces ~ High Altitude Recon
Hoo-Rah ! ~ Hoo-Ah ! ~ Uh-Oh !
MRE ~ MRE ~ Happy Meal
Grinder ~ Drill Field ~ What?

Lmao (good stuff)

[Lunch]

Saw a pickup truck in Biwabik, MN (population approx 900) sporting a Ranger Tab yesterday. Also had what appeared to be a wolf in the passenger's seat.

Anyone know a Ranger Maki, probably >40 years old?