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Re: Random thought of the moment.

Postby panthersix » July 8th, 2010, 7:05 pm

C-MAC wrote:Clocked my GSD at about 30 MPH in a sprint this morning. I almost feel sorry for those poor tangos trying to sneak through the wire at night in Kandahar- NOT.


GSD = ??
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Re: Random thought of the moment.

Postby IEDmagnet » July 8th, 2010, 8:33 pm

panthersix wrote:
C-MAC wrote:Clocked my GSD at about 30 MPH in a sprint this morning. I almost feel sorry for those poor tangos trying to sneak through the wire at night in Kandahar- NOT.


GSD = ??


I'm going out on a limb and saying German Shepherd Dog....
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Re: Random thought of the moment.

Postby C-MAC » July 8th, 2010, 10:22 pm

panthersix wrote:
C-MAC wrote:Clocked my GSD at about 30 MPH in a sprint this morning. I almost feel sorry for those poor tangos trying to sneak through the wire at night in Kandahar- NOT.


GSD = ??


Exactly, GSD= German Shepherd Dog. Some of her relatives are serving in A-stan. I can't even imagine what a 90lb GSD hitting you at that speed, usually in the dark would feel like.
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Re: Random thought of the moment.

Postby Lunch » July 8th, 2010, 10:36 pm

Lunch wrote:Actually pursuing a Forest Service environmental advisory detail to Haiti I learned about today. I am quite certain I have gone totally fucking nuts.


Curiously enough, now I've been invited on a detail to Africa.
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Re: Random thought of the moment.

Postby IEDmagnet » July 9th, 2010, 4:07 am

So it's my turn to sit on the desk for the evening, this is absolutely going to be the longest shift of my life. Sucks when the new guys are all in a school. Only 8 more hours...


On a side note...why the hell does the CIA require a bachelors degree for their para military slots. Two AD's do not a BS make unfortunately.
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Re: Random thought of the moment.

Postby cams » July 9th, 2010, 10:27 pm

Another Friday, another 16 hr shift.

On the bright side, I guess it's better to be making money than spending it at the bar tonight.
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Re: Random thought of the moment.

Postby K.Ingraham » July 9th, 2010, 10:53 pm

cams wrote:Another Friday, another 16 hr shift.

On the bright side, I guess it's better to be making money than spending it at the bar tonight.

I go iin at midnight, same thoughts. it's just like paid study hall.
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Re: Random thought of the moment.

Postby cams » July 9th, 2010, 11:03 pm

K.Ingraham wrote:
cams wrote:Another Friday, another 16 hr shift.

On the bright side, I guess it's better to be making money than spending it at the bar tonight.

I go iin at midnight, same thoughts. it's just like paid study hall.
Call if you get bored, I will be.


Roger that, you're in my phone bro. Although I don't think I've ever been bored working a Friday night in the city, I would prefer it, but I just ain't that damn lucky.
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Re: Random thought of the moment.

Postby K.Ingraham » July 9th, 2010, 11:19 pm

cams wrote:[. Although I don't think I've ever been bored working a Friday night in the city, I would prefer it, but I just ain't that damn lucky.


Then lets trade for a couple weekends. Trust me, no one will notice.
You know me, I'm a diplomat. There'll be no new citizen complaints generated in your name. 8)
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Re: Random thought of the moment.

Postby KW Driver » July 10th, 2010, 12:20 am

I've only got 20 hrs left at work and nothing to do but eat and sleep until EENT.
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Re: Random thought of the moment.

Postby IEDmagnet » July 10th, 2010, 9:13 pm

Is there ever a better time than right now for some Wild Turkey, steaks on the grill, and guitar music?

God love this wonderful country, couldn't do this in Iraq. :mrgreen:
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Re: Random thought of the moment.

Postby Warriorwife » July 12th, 2010, 3:10 pm

He came to me one night. Explored my body, licked, sucked, swallowed! When satisfied, he left & I was hurt!!...





Fucking mosquito!.....
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Re: Random thought of the moment.

Postby garyedolan » July 13th, 2010, 6:36 pm

Now this is useful. Pick your favorite artists.

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Re: Random thought of the moment.

Postby panthersix » July 14th, 2010, 12:19 am

IEDmagnet wrote:Is there ever a better time than right now for some Wild Turkey, steaks on the grill, and guitar music?

God love this wonderful country, couldn't do this in Iraq. :mrgreen:


Then you surely weren't with the USAF :mrgreen:
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Re: Random thought of the moment.

Postby IEDmagnet » July 14th, 2010, 2:33 am

panthersix wrote:
IEDmagnet wrote:Is there ever a better time than right now for some Wild Turkey, steaks on the grill, and guitar music?

God love this wonderful country, couldn't do this in Iraq. :mrgreen:


Then you surely weren't with the USAF :mrgreen:



No, I slept in tents...ate MRE's, drooled over your women and cursed you under my breath.


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