Random thought of the moment.

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Re: Random thought of the moment.

Postby rgrokelley » June 24th, 2010, 8:54 pm

Its 112 degrees heat index near Fort Bragg.

Fuck its hot!

I blame Al Gore.
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Re: Random thought of the moment.

Postby IEDmagnet » June 24th, 2010, 10:12 pm

I slept like crap today, sleep is a crutch but I'm a civilian now and I have a limp.

I have to work tonight, I'd prefer to play guitar and consume massive amounts of mind numbing liquid until a G chord sounds like an E chord.

Some poor inebriated person is inevitably going to piss me off tonight, and for all of this.....









I too blame Al Gore. Thank you rgrokelley for a proper outlet for hate.
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Re: Random thought of the moment.

Postby RANGER513 » June 25th, 2010, 11:52 am

Finding ALOT of fresh blood on a bridge that is about 220 feet above a river........but no body or clothing around makes for a very, very long night.
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Re: Random thought of the moment.

Postby IEDmagnet » June 25th, 2010, 11:57 am

RANGER513 wrote:Finding ALOT of fresh blood on a bridge that is about 220 feet above a river........but no body or clothing around makes for a very, very long night.



Your story is better than mine...more intrigue. My night involved a DUI mva (SUV vs. Triton boat) that netted a .20 BAC, an armed robbery of the Sonic, Minor in Possession of Beer, and several car break ins. Long night, but stupid shite.
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Re: Random thought of the moment.

Postby RangerX » June 25th, 2010, 2:11 pm

We should have a separate thread for all the really interesting cop stories.
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Re: Random thought of the moment.

Postby Ranger Bill » June 25th, 2010, 4:24 pm

I have come to the conclusion that I am a dirty old man.
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Re: Random thought of the moment.

Postby Jim » June 25th, 2010, 4:31 pm

Ranger Bill wrote:I have come to the conclusion that I am a dirty old man.

Wrong term, Bill. If a man has money, he becomes a distinguished elderly gentleman. No matter how much money a woman has, she is just another old woman. I point out Hillary, Barbara, and Nancy as examples.
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Re: Random thought of the moment.

Postby RangerX » June 25th, 2010, 4:44 pm

Ranger Bill wrote:I have come to the conclusion that I am a dirty old man.


I've been contemplating asking for my title to be changed to Ranger/Dirty Old Man In Training
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Re: Random thought of the moment.

Postby BS502 » June 25th, 2010, 9:02 pm

I guess suspenders and flannel shirts could be considered a fashion statement.
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Re: Random thought of the moment.

Postby Bravo57 » June 25th, 2010, 11:58 pm

RangerX wrote:
Ranger Bill wrote:I have come to the conclusion that I am a dirty old man.


I've been contemplating asking for my title to be changed to Ranger/Dirty Old Man In Training


So it is written......
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Re: Random thought of the moment.

Postby cams » June 26th, 2010, 12:00 am

BS502 wrote:I guess suspenders and flannel shirts could be considered a fashion statement.


Ahh from the mouths of rednecks.... :mrgreen:
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Re: Random thought of the moment.

Postby Lunch » June 26th, 2010, 1:58 am

Growing up, I always heard "if you don't have something nice to say, don't say anything". Therefore, when making a fashion statement, I go butt nekked.
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Re: Random thought of the moment.

Postby RANGER513 » June 26th, 2010, 2:59 am

Lunch wrote:Growing up, I always heard "if you don't have something nice to say, don't say anything". Therefore, when making a fashion statement, I go butt nekked.



That would probaly help ya if say............oh.......... ya ever roll upside down in Jeep and need assistance ! :shock:

Just saying. 8)
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Re: Random thought of the moment.

Postby Lunch » June 26th, 2010, 3:38 am

Nah... up here if I wanted assistance all I would need to do is fly a Brett Favre jersey from the antenna (or drive shaft, depending on which was pointing skyward).
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Re: Random thought of the moment.

Postby panthersix » June 26th, 2010, 4:26 am

I had some good wings today! I was sweating as hard getting them out as I was getting them in....:)
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