Random thought of the moment.

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Re: Random thought of the moment.

Postby Richard Cranium » June 21st, 2010, 5:46 am

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Re: Random thought of the moment.

Postby swagger » June 21st, 2010, 9:37 pm

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Re: Random thought of the moment.

Postby RANGER513 » June 22nd, 2010, 11:15 am

Yum ! Nothing like a peanut butter and doritos sammach and a cold glass of milk for a 3 a.m. snack. 8)
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Re: Random thought of the moment.

Postby Boudicca » June 22nd, 2010, 2:21 pm

RANGER513 wrote:Yum ! Nothing like a peanut butter and doritos sammach and a cold glass of milk for a 3 a.m. snack. 8)

You're one sick puppy, Ranger513. :D
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Re: Random thought of the moment.

Postby RangerX » June 23rd, 2010, 2:44 am

Boudicca wrote:
RANGER513 wrote:Yum ! Nothing like a peanut butter and doritos sammach and a cold glass of milk for a 3 a.m. snack. 8)

You're one sick puppy, Ranger513. :D


If you think that is bad, you don't even want to know what my favorite peanut butter combo is......
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Re: Random thought of the moment.

Postby Boudicca » June 23rd, 2010, 2:53 am

RangerX wrote:
Boudicca wrote:
RANGER513 wrote:Yum ! Nothing like a peanut butter and doritos sammach and a cold glass of milk for a 3 a.m. snack. 8)

You're one sick puppy, Ranger513. :D


If you think that is bad, you don't even want to know what my favorite peanut butter combo is......


Oh no. You're not catching me in that ol' "... he's a sick fuck and likes to share the pain." bullshit!
HUH UH! No way! When somebody tells me "Oh, God! This stinks, smell this" I don't sniff. :D
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Re: Random thought of the moment.

Postby KW Driver » June 23rd, 2010, 5:33 am

RangerX wrote:
Boudicca wrote:
RANGER513 wrote:Yum ! Nothing like a peanut butter and doritos sammach and a cold glass of milk for a 3 a.m. snack. 8)

You're one sick puppy, Ranger513. :D


If you think that is bad, you don't even want to know what my favorite peanut butter combo is......


so why is it the first thing I can come up with is you holding a camera, a chick, some extra chunky, and a dog?

and yes, I'm going to wash my eyes out.
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Re: Random thought of the moment.

Postby RangerX » June 23rd, 2010, 6:10 am

KW Driver wrote:
RangerX wrote:
If you think that is bad, you don't even want to know what my favorite peanut butter combo is......


so why is it the first thing I can come up with is you holding a camera, a chick, some extra chunky, and a dog?

and yes, I'm going to wash my eyes out.


Well you can ask Boudicca, because she knows now.

Not sure she'll ever be able to look a jar of peanut butter in the eye again though.....
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Re: Random thought of the moment.

Postby RANGER513 » June 23rd, 2010, 8:22 am

RangerX wrote:
KW Driver wrote:
RangerX wrote:
If you think that is bad, you don't even want to know what my favorite peanut butter combo is......


so why is it the first thing I can come up with is you holding a camera, a chick, some extra chunky, and a dog?

and yes, I'm going to wash my eyes out.


Well you can ask Boudicca, because she knows now.

Not sure she'll ever be able to look a jar of peanut butter in the eye again though.....





" This thread is useless without pics. "

Peanut butter, a chick, ................

Just saying.
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Re: Random thought of the moment.

Postby RangerX » June 23rd, 2010, 1:06 pm

RANGER513 wrote:" This thread is useless without pics. "

Peanut butter, a chick, ................

Just saying.
8)


You'll be sadly disappointed. Just ask Boudicca & KW. They both know the truth now.
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Re: Random thought of the moment.

Postby Boudicca » June 23rd, 2010, 1:20 pm

RangerX wrote:
RANGER513 wrote:" This thread is useless without pics. "

Peanut butter, a chick, ................

Just saying.
8)


You'll be sadly disappointed. Just ask Boudicca & KW. They both know the truth now.
I'll never tell. It's quite erotic. :mrgreen:
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Re: Random thought of the moment.

Postby KW Driver » June 23rd, 2010, 4:48 pm

I'll admit I was disappointed, and disgusted at the same time.
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Re: Random thought of the moment.

Postby RangerX » June 23rd, 2010, 6:20 pm

KW Driver wrote:I'll admit I was disappointed, and disgusted at the same time.


I aim to displease.

Perhaps if we ever release another cookbook, I will give my peanut butter based recipe for all to....."enjoy".
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Re: Random thought of the moment.

Postby Boudicca » June 23rd, 2010, 9:12 pm

Today one of my bosses, a CPA with an MBA, came to work and found a piece of paper I had placed on the file room door that said this exactly:

Shredding!
Friday
July 2nd

He actually asked me: "what does that mean?"

I told him: "It means I'm having tacos for lunch."
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Re: Random thought of the moment.

Postby Lunch » June 23rd, 2010, 10:58 pm

I saw three sharks 15' off the beach on Sunday. I wasn't swimming. It was cool.


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