Random thought of the moment.

[cams]

Why is there an interstate highway on Hawaii?

Some friendly, sound advise: When traveling on a multi-lane interstate system, stay out of the left lane.

Good advice. Otherwise you'll have some cranker State Trooper riding your ass so close at 90 mph you can read 'RayBan' on his Poncharello sunglasses, just to force you out of the lane, pass you and keep going. Oh wait, that only happens in Mass. Right?

Fucker. Just a little city/state humor.

[RANGER513]

Why is there an interstate highway on Hawaii?

Some friendly, sound advise: When traveling on a multi-lane interstate system, stay out of the left lane.

Good advice. Otherwise you'll have some cranker State Trooper riding your ass so close at 90 mph you can read 'RayBan' on his Poncharello sunglasses, just to force you out of the lane, pass you and keep going.

Brand new Crispy Cream store opening. <~~~~~ Rayban's

[merlyn]

Just a passing thought, I was wondering if you Rangers
would care to have some fun. I could use a new avatar.
Rather than putting up my own; I thought it might be
more entertaining to have one of you (singular or collective)
to post one for me. Whatever it is, I will be honored to
have it. Just to perhaps help you to decide: I have psychotic
issues, I went to school with Forest Gump and chicks dig
me in my underware. Thank you.

[Zonk 1/75]

Is it inappropriate to slip in a little tongue when performing CPR?

[Lefty]

Is it inappropriate to slip in a little tongue when performing CPR?

Depends on your battalion and who the other guy is, I guess.....

[Lunch]

Is it inappropriate to slip in a little tongue when performing CPR?

Yes! Make sure you file a complaint against the offender- any "Good Samaritan" laws don't cover excesses for personal gratification. If it was during a training exercise at work, ensure you make a civil rights/sexual harassment complaint (make sure any union rep also knows). We need to stand up against these freakish pervs.

[Lunch]

Saw a pickup truck in Biwabik, MN (population approx 900) sporting a Ranger Tab yesterday. Also had what appeared to be a wolf in the passenger's seat.

[cams]

Is it inappropriate to slip in a little tongue when performing CPR?

Yes! Make sure you file a complaint against the offender- any "Good Samaritan" laws don't cover excesses for personal gratification. If it was during a training exercise at work, ensure you make a civil rights/sexual harassment complaint (make sure any union rep also knows). We need to stand up against these freakish pervs.

And by these freakish pervs you do mean 1st Batt right?

[Lunch]

Is it inappropriate to slip in a little tongue when performing CPR?

Yes! Make sure you file a complaint against the offender- any "Good Samaritan" laws don't cover excesses for personal gratification. If it was during a training exercise at work, ensure you make a civil rights/sexual harassment complaint (make sure any union rep also knows). We need to stand up against these freakish pervs.

And by these freakish pervs you do mean 1st Batt right?

Oh, duh- my bad. I thought Zonk was asking because it had happened to him...

[RangerX]

Is it inappropriate to slip in a little tongue when performing CPR?

Was the old lady hot?

[merlyn]

Sponge Bob is alive and well at ArmyRanger.com!
Thank you, Ranger(s).

[Zonk 1/75]

Its funny when one of my former D.A.R.E. students get arrested

[rangertough]

When I was a PVT I never thought that a SFC in the Army with 20+ years of service could act like a whiney bitch.

[merlyn]

I'm sorry....I don't understand. The sign says
"service animals welcome". So, why won't
you let me in?

[merlyn]

Ranger K W Driver,
Sponge Bob says Hi.