no, I've got to stay in shape to fly.
and I didn't "fall off a log", I was reorienting to conduct celestial navigation.
Random thought of the moment.
Re: Random thought of the moment.
by KW Driver » June 6th, 2010, 12:19 am
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Re: Random thought of the moment.
by merlyn » June 6th, 2010, 7:13 pm
Hmmmm....Lets see, was I suppose to take
a handful of happy pills or a handful of ammo?
a handful of happy pills or a handful of ammo?
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Re: Random thought of the moment.
by RANGER513 » June 7th, 2010, 6:39 am
We are typing in English today............
Because of our brave Warriors who answered the call on June 6, 1944.
THANK YOU D-Day Vets.
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Because of our brave Warriors who answered the call on June 6, 1944.
THANK YOU D-Day Vets.
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Re: Random thought of the moment.
by K.Ingraham » June 7th, 2010, 7:16 am
Why is there an interstate highway on Hawaii?
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I figured out why my cats are such lousy dancers. They have two left feet.
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I figured out why my cats are such lousy dancers. They have two left feet.
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Re: Random thought of the moment.
by Buzz » June 7th, 2010, 11:46 am
K.Ingraham wrote:I figured out why my cats are such lousy dancers. They have two left feet.
That thought made me paws for a second.
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Re: Random thought of the moment.
by Baseplate » June 7th, 2010, 9:51 pm
When a coworker walks into your office asking "What the fuck do you want?" is apparently inappropriate
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Re: Random thought of the moment.
by Lunch » June 8th, 2010, 2:40 am
Buzz wrote:K.Ingraham wrote:I figured out why my cats are such lousy dancers. They have two left feet.
That thought made me paws for a second.
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Re: Random thought of the moment.
by IEDmagnet » June 8th, 2010, 3:56 am
If grasshoppers had machine guns, spiders wouldn't mess with them.
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Re: Random thought of the moment.
by Lefty » June 8th, 2010, 6:57 pm
[quote="K.Ingraham"]Why is there an interstate highway on Hawaii?
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Why do they have Braille on the elevators in parking structures?
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Why do they have Braille on the elevators in parking structures?
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Re: Random thought of the moment.
by rgrwest » June 8th, 2010, 7:09 pm
Lefty wrote:K.Ingraham wrote:Why is there an interstate highway on Hawaii?
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Why do they have Braille on the elevators in parking structures?
Why is there Braille on drive up teller machines?
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Re: Random thought of the moment.
by RangerX » June 8th, 2010, 7:11 pm
Lefty wrote:K.Ingraham wrote:Why is there an interstate highway on Hawaii?
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Why do they have Braille on the elevators in parking structures?
Or drive up ATMs?
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Re: Random thought of the moment.
by RANGER513 » June 8th, 2010, 10:04 pm
Why are ALL traffic signs printed in English when 70 percent of the idiot drivers cannot READ or SPEAK it !!!????????? 
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Re: Random thought of the moment.
by Lunch » June 8th, 2010, 11:18 pm
Hard to speak and/or read when their heads are so far up their ass...doesn't matter what language it is.
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Re: Random thought of the moment.
by IntelToad » June 9th, 2010, 1:14 am
No matter how low your liquor supply, Bombay Sapphire and Sprite is just not a good idea. 
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Re: Random thought of the moment.
by RANGER513 » June 10th, 2010, 6:19 am
K.Ingraham wrote:Why is there an interstate highway on Hawaii?
Some friendly, sound advise: When traveling on a multi-lane interstate system, stay out of the left lane.
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