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Re: Random thought of the moment.

Postby RangerX » May 25th, 2010, 8:43 pm

Everyone who believes that ObamaCare will work is entitled to free psychological help.
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Re: Random thought of the moment.

Postby merlyn » May 25th, 2010, 8:46 pm

Lunch wrote:I made a terrible realization today:

My career has gone from firearms, to chainsaws and axes, to post-it notes.



This is what therapy and good counceling will do for you.
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Re: Random thought of the moment.

Postby RangerX » May 25th, 2010, 8:53 pm

Q. Why is ObamaCare like an apple a day?
A. It keeps your doctor away.
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Re: Random thought of the moment.

Postby merlyn » May 25th, 2010, 9:01 pm

Flesh Thorn wrote:Cash for clunkers was a huge success. It was able to get rid of 90% of the Obama bumper stickers off the road!



You got that right. I tired of seeing that "time for a change" shit, anyway.
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Re: Random thought of the moment.

Postby RANGER513 » May 27th, 2010, 6:32 am

Sometimes while I drive around at work, I like to find a 16 or 17 year old driving one of those " STUDENT DRIVER " cars and slow down, get behind them for awhile, pull up next to them, slow down again, get behind them again.......... just to see the knuckles on the steering wheel get whiter and whiter and thier eyes get bigger and bigger.

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Re: Random thought of the moment.

Postby Buzz » May 27th, 2010, 3:22 pm

RANGER513 wrote:Sometimes while I drive around at work, I like to find a 16 or 17 year old driving one of those " STUDENT DRIVER " cars and slow down, get behind them for awhile, pull up next to them, slow down again, get behind them again.......... just to see the knuckles on the steering wheel get whiter and whiter and thier eyes get bigger and bigger.

8)


If you don't watch out they will have a wreck, then the good Firemen will have to show up and treat the dumbasses. :roll:
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Re: Random thought of the moment.

Postby Richard Cranium » May 27th, 2010, 5:37 pm

I am so sick of this "administration" and its power drunk, love fest with ITSELF. Complete disregard for our country, THE PEOPLE, or the principles we started out with....and the warriors who have kept us there.

Hopefully, THE PEOPLE will rise, and come November, start showing Obama the 'change' he was looking for! :evil:
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Re: Random thought of the moment.

Postby rangertough » May 30th, 2010, 9:54 am

Why is that every time I work with, see, or hear about female Soldiers I want to break their skulls with a brick?
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Re: Random thought of the moment.

Postby Buzz » May 31st, 2010, 2:46 pm

mmmmm.... cherios and ibuprophen are good for a hangover.
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Re: Random thought of the moment.

Postby Boudicca » May 31st, 2010, 4:07 pm

RANGER513 wrote:Sometimes while I drive around at work, I like to find a 16 or 17 year old driving one of those " STUDENT DRIVER " cars and slow down, get behind them for awhile, pull up next to them, slow down again, get behind them again.......... just to see the knuckles on the steering wheel get whiter and whiter and thier eyes get bigger and bigger.

8)

Hahahahaha! That's just mean! Keep it up. :mrgreen:
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Re: Random thought of the moment.

Postby Ranger Ron » June 3rd, 2010, 3:07 pm

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Re: Random thought of the moment.

Postby Jenny Lynn » June 4th, 2010, 9:33 pm

It's kind of a challenge using the computer with two sprained arms. That will teach me to ride my bike like I'm a teenager, yup!
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Re: Random thought of the moment.

Postby merlyn » June 5th, 2010, 1:44 pm

Has anyone seen the roaches?
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Re: Random thought of the moment.

Postby KW Driver » June 5th, 2010, 6:49 pm

somebody entertain me. only 22 hours left to work today.
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Re: Random thought of the moment.

Postby Zonk 1/75 » June 5th, 2010, 11:07 pm

KW Driver wrote:somebody entertain me. only 22 hours left to work today.


tried falling off a log yet today? :D
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