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RangerX wrote: I've been contemplating asking for my title to be changed to Ranger/Dirty Old Man In Training

The High School girls usually refer to the dirty old men as COGs in their texts.
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Are you still classified as a dirty old man if you prefer dirty old MILFs to younger women?....
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ZoneIV wrote:
panthersix wrote:Are you still classified as a dirty old man if you prefer dirty old MILFs to younger women?....
Heck...there are some hot and dirty old GILFs out there as well so don't leave them out....jus say'n :lol:
Now that you mention it, I just had lunch with a GILF! :mrgreen:
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Dentists suck.

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Okay, so Mickey Mouse is on the psych couch
and the psychiatrist says "Okay, Mickey, let
me get this right....you say your girlfriend is
going crazy? Mickey replies "No, Doc, I said
she's fuckin Goofey".
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ZoneIV wrote:
rgrokelley wrote:
RangerX wrote: I've been contemplating asking for my title to be changed to Ranger/Dirty Old Man In Training
The High School girls usually refer to the dirty old men as COGs in their texts.
Creepy Old Guys
Getting a lot of texts from high school girls these days to know this???? :lol:
Surrounded by them 10 months of the year, and now have two of them living in my house. Its like they are everywhere!!!










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Zonk 1/75 wrote:
EarthPig wrote:Dentists suck.

RLTW
EP
and pull

Hope it was a female dentists ! :shock:




Just saying. 8)
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I love that song.

at my first unit as a pilot, we were Div Cav, with 2 air Troops, one ground Troop full of 19Ds and 19As. the ground commander was a prick and liked giving O/NCOPDs over his net any time one of his OPs or elements called something in. one night I was off duty and monitoring the radios in our CP so my crewchief on duty could something. we were up the ground internal and A6 went on a 45 minute diatribe of tactics. as soon as he released the PPT, I hot miked that song off one of our computers. he was fucking livid, and thought one of his guys had done it, until he realized they didn't have enough room in the vehicles to carry tunes. he never figured it out, but his boys loved it.
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That song is, and has been my ringtone on my phone for one of my supervisors at work. I about got busted the other day in roll call, when he accidentally called me.
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I had no idea kids can start teething at 10 weeks. I'm going to work at 2230 it's going to be a long night for momma!
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Its been 8 and a half years now- will those experiences and memories ever stop waking me up in the middle of the night?
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