Iranian cleric blames quakes on promiscuous women

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Re: Iranian cleric blames quakes on promiscuous women

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Zonk 1/75 wrote:
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Flesh Thorn wrote:I have felt some quakes while associating with promiscuous women ......
Quakes do not equate to burning sensations when you piss. Good try though. :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
Am I wrong in assuming that his quakes were a direct result of the girth of said promiscuous womens….. :shock:
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I have felt some quakes while associating with promiscuous women...

Quakes do not equate to burning sensations when you piss. Good try though...

Am I wrong in assuming that his quakes were a direct result of the girth of said promiscuous womens…

Slap that ass and ride the wave in...
All of the above makes much more sense than whatever the cleric said about earthquakes.
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It was obviously a clerical error.
































Sorry. Had to get that out of my system.
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The world is going to explode in the year 2012 as well. :roll:
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Those Persian Bitches rock.
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dbmtrman wrote:Those Persian Bitches rock.
Please check the pictures of the demonstrations in Washington, DC.
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I heard on the radio, that (I believe it is) Perdue University - A sorority plans to have a get together and show some cleaveage on Monday Nite 26 Apr 10, all are invited to attend.

I wonder if there is enough room/beds for 10 million+ horny males to attend?
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