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Oto-Man
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Can you charge you employer for workers comp, based on a carpal tunnel issue, because they allowed you unrestricted access to the internweb?
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Oto-Man wrote:Can you charge you employer for workers comp, based on a carpal tunnel issue, because they allowed you unrestricted access to the internweb?
Why not. A chick at Wendy's charged the store owner under workers comp when her manager got her pregnant on top of a pallet of chicken breasts in the freezer. And she won.
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Rock Island Ranger wrote:
Oto-Man wrote:Can you charge you employer for workers comp, based on a carpal tunnel issue, because they allowed you unrestricted access to the internweb?
Why not. A chick at Wendy's charged the store owner under workers comp when her manager got her pregnant on top of a pallet of chicken breasts in the freezer. And she won.
Shit....then I need to stop rubbin' one out at work and and just screw someone!!!!Thanks for the info Pastor..now I just need to promote a female to be my boss!!! :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:
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Did have an ergonomics assessment and the chick about fell out when she saw my workstation......
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Wonder if the food at Big Bubba's Burgers is any good??
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Jenny Lynn wrote:Wonder if the food at Big Bubba's Burgers is any good??
It *has* to be, with a name like that!!!! :wink:
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DrD wrote:
Jenny Lynn wrote:Wonder if the food at Big Bubba's Burgers is any good??
It *has* to be, with a name like that!!!! :wink:
Not that I'll be stopping in anytime soon, have to stay on my healthy eating and fitness routine :wink: summer she's a coming soon ya know!
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Ate a couple of fresh fat pills this morning...now I know why cops are sleepy, mean and fat...
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LAW ENFORCEMENT: A job where almost every " client " is more highly trained, more highly skilled, more experienced, and much more of an expert than the officer contacting them. " :roll:
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Jenny Lynn wrote:
DrD wrote:
Jenny Lynn wrote:Wonder if the food at Big Bubba's Burgers is any good??
It *has* to be, with a name like that!!!! :wink:
Not that I'll be stopping in anytime soon, have to stay on my healthy eating and fitness routine :wink: summer she's a coming soon ya know!
Bah. Eat healthy and hit the gym hard. Sure. But, Jenny, ya gotta enjoy too. :wink: :D
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I start working on the house, "somebody" wants to "help" me, cause I'm a weak girl that knows nuthin' about no carpentry, and then they start cuttin' corners and I wind up with a half-assed job. Then they get pissy cause I tell 'em to "go play". Son of a bitch. :evil:
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Jenny Lynn wrote:Wonder if the food at Big Bubba's Burgers is any good??

Yes, and know for its' high quality BEEF! :wink:
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I wonder if the Big Kahuna burger is a tasty burger?
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rgrokelley wrote:I wonder if the Big Kahuna burger is a tasty burger?
I don't know about that... the name does not speak to me. The Big Kahuna? It just doesn't say greasy, beefy and messy. Am sticking with the Bubba Burger. Or, as is closer to home for me, the Bucky Burger. :D :D
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