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RANGER513
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10 Important Things

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1. It's important to have a woman who helps at home.

2. It's important to have a woman who cooks from time to time.

3. It's important to have a woman who keeps the house clean.

4. It's important to have a woman who has a job.

5. It's important to have a woman who likes you.

6. It's important to have a woman who can be your very best friend.

7. It's important to have a woman who can make you laugh.

8. It's important to have a woman who you can trust, who doesn't lie to you.

9. It's important to have a woman who is good in bed.

10. It's very, very important that these nine women do not know each other ! :shock:


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Reminds me of a classic Royal Navy toast:
"To our wives and lovers! and may they never meet"
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K.Ingraham wrote:Reminds me of a classic Royal Navt toast:
"To our wives and lovers! and may they never meet"
Terrible. :roll: Yet very, very funny. :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Of course, it could backfire like it did for George on Seinfeld. Jerry "So you are in a relationship with a woman you don't like, and having an affair with a woman who won't sleep with you?" George "Yes, things are not going so well..." :wink: :lol: :lol:
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DrD wrote:Of course, it could backfire like it did for George on Seinfeld. Jerry "So you are in a relationship with a woman you don't like, and having an affair with a woman who won't sleep with you?" George "Yes, things are not going so well..." :wink: :lol: :lol:
Well golly I'd think that out of nine women you'd at least have like one you like at least a little and get something from at least another one :wink: :lol:
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Jenny Lynn wrote: Well golly I'd think that out of nine women you'd at least have like one you like at least a little and get something from at least another one :wink: :lol:
Maybe that is why he had so many women... he had trouble finding one he liked at least a little and another he could get something from sometimes! :lol: :lol:
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