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Military Humor. Laugh at me. Laugh at you. Laugh at them.
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Lefty
Rest In Peace | Ranger Advisor BDQ
Posts: 2732 Joined: October 21st, 2005, 9:26 pm
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by Lefty » February 1st, 2010, 8:15 pm
cams wrote: "The economy is so bad that...."
I was so depressed last night thinking about the economy, wars, jobs, my savings, Social Security, retirement funds, etc, I called the Suicide Lifeline, I got a call center in Pakistan, and when I told them I was suicidal, they got all excited and asked if I could drive a truck.
Now THAT was effing funny!!
RLTW
Lefty
SFOC 1969
6th SFG(A) 69-70
Ranger Class 13-70
MACV Tm 21 70-71 (2nd ARVN Ranger Gp 23d
BN)
2/13 Armor 1st Cav 71-72
"Experience teaches a dear school, but fools will learn in no other, and some scarce in that"
Boudicca
Tadpole
Posts: 887 Joined: September 23rd, 2008, 11:02 am
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by Boudicca » February 1st, 2010, 8:28 pm
To be loved is to be fortunate, but to be hated is to achieve distinction.
<2> Ranger Mom
RIP 10-08 & RS 10-09
K.Ingraham
Ranger
Posts: 6143 Joined: January 25th, 2005, 11:59 am
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by K.Ingraham » February 1st, 2010, 8:44 pm
RANGER513 wrote: Something To Ponder:
Why is it whenever your wife or girlfriend gets pregnant, her friends always rub her tummy and say " Congradualtions " but they never rub your dick and say " Good Job " !!!???
513, that was fucking BRILLIANT.
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2d Bn U.D. for 75th Ranger Regt Assn
2d Bn(Ranger)75 Inf 1975-'77
RS 9-76
Former mentor to RANGER XCrunner.
"I am well aware that by no means equal repute attends the narrator and the doer of deeds ”
Sallust ‘The Catiline Conspiracy’
Jenny Lynn
Tadpole
Posts: 1774 Joined: July 7th, 2007, 6:09 pm
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by Jenny Lynn » February 1st, 2010, 9:44 pm
Recent random thought posts were pretty good!
Jenny
"All truths are easy to understand once they are discovered; the point is to discover them.” Galileo Galilei
"If our lives are endangered by plots or violence or armed robbers or enemies, any and every method of protecting ourselves is morally right” Marcus Tullius Cicero
"By special Pastoral appointment."
RANGER513
Ranger
Posts: 3079 Joined: September 2nd, 2006, 4:38 am
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by RANGER513 » February 1st, 2010, 10:26 pm
Yup..............<sigh>..........heard that many times, Ma'am.....
Many, many times........
...mostly from drunk drivers seated in the rear of my patrol car !!!!
C Co 2/75
1986 - 1992
RS Class 9-87
RLTW
" The credit belongs to the man who is actually in the arena............ "
Oto-Man
Ranger
Posts: 3076 Joined: May 29th, 2006, 3:24 pm
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by Oto-Man » February 1st, 2010, 10:32 pm
RANGER513 wrote: ...mostly from drunk drivers seated in the rear of my patrol car !!!!
Why in the fuck would you let them drive from the back seat, they apparently weren't doing very well from the front!!!????!!
(Fookin' West Coast Rookie Badge Boy...er ....ahh...ummm...hello officer....
)
Oh Snap
+1
B Co 2/75 (WEBCO)
1988-1990
RS Class 1-90
cams
Ranger/Moderator
Posts: 9644 Joined: June 9th, 2005, 6:45 am
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by cams » February 2nd, 2010, 5:15 am
No worries Bro, it was an email I got from my girl. Have at it. "It" being the email, let's not get carried away here.
2/75 HHC C/E 89-92
Rio Hato/AO Diaz CCT/Commo
"It is a heavy thing, to see a Father so strong in life, unable to rise."
"A great civilization is not conquered from without
until it has destroyed itself from within." -W. Durant
RANGER513
Ranger
Posts: 3079 Joined: September 2nd, 2006, 4:38 am
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by RANGER513 » February 2nd, 2010, 2:09 pm
BE CAREFUL !!!
Lost of snow and ice in Minnesota...............
...wouldn't want ya upside down in the ditch or anything !
Just saying.
C Co 2/75
1986 - 1992
RS Class 9-87
RLTW
" The credit belongs to the man who is actually in the arena............ "
FO4LIFE
Embryo
Posts: 5 Joined: February 1st, 2010, 4:12 pm
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by FO4LIFE » February 3rd, 2010, 2:19 pm
SO Really how much is the price of tea in china?
Kuster
HHC 2/16 IN
2008- Present
panthersix
Ranger
Posts: 2888 Joined: June 14th, 2008, 4:27 pm
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by panthersix » February 4th, 2010, 9:20 am
carpal tunnel and porn do not go well together :(
Doc Mac
Ranger Class 11-80
C.Co. WPNS 1/75 79-81
3rd Plt/498th Medevac 81-82
104th LRSD 92-93
422d CA BN (A) 94-97
118th ASOS 02-08