Now THAT was effing funny!!cams wrote:"The economy is so bad that...."
I was so depressed last night thinking about the economy, wars, jobs, my savings, Social Security, retirement funds, etc, I called the Suicide Lifeline, I got a call center in Pakistan, and when I told them I was suicidal, they got all excited and asked if I could drive a truck.
Random thought of the moment.
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RLTW
Lefty
SFOC 1969
6th SFG(A) 69-70
Ranger Class 13-70
MACV Tm 21 70-71 (2nd ARVN Ranger Gp 23d
BN)
2/13 Armor 1st Cav 71-72
"Experience teaches a dear school, but fools will learn in no other, and some scarce in that"
Lefty
SFOC 1969
6th SFG(A) 69-70
Ranger Class 13-70
MACV Tm 21 70-71 (2nd ARVN Ranger Gp 23d
BN)
2/13 Armor 1st Cav 71-72
"Experience teaches a dear school, but fools will learn in no other, and some scarce in that"
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Thank you Ranger513 and Ranger Cams, you made my night.
Just in case you've never heard that before.
Just in case you've never heard that before.
To be loved is to be fortunate, but to be hated is to achieve distinction.
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RIP 10-08 & RS 10-09
<2> Ranger Mom
RIP 10-08 & RS 10-09
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RANGER513 wrote:Something To Ponder:
Why is it whenever your wife or girlfriend gets pregnant, her friends always rub her tummy and say " Congradualtions " but they never rub your dick and say " Good Job " !!!???
513, that was fucking BRILLIANT.
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2d Bn U.D. for 75th Ranger Regt Assn
2d Bn(Ranger)75 Inf 1975-'77
RS 9-76
Former mentor to RANGER XCrunner.
"I am well aware that by no means equal repute attends the narrator and the doer of deeds” Sallust ‘The Catiline Conspiracy’
2d Bn U.D. for 75th Ranger Regt Assn
2d Bn(Ranger)75 Inf 1975-'77
RS 9-76
Former mentor to RANGER XCrunner.
"I am well aware that by no means equal repute attends the narrator and the doer of deeds” Sallust ‘The Catiline Conspiracy’
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Recent random thought posts were pretty good!
Jenny
"All truths are easy to understand once they are discovered; the point is to discover them.” Galileo Galilei
"If our lives are endangered by plots or violence or armed robbers or enemies, any and every method of protecting ourselves is morally right” Marcus Tullius Cicero
"By special Pastoral appointment."
"All truths are easy to understand once they are discovered; the point is to discover them.” Galileo Galilei
"If our lives are endangered by plots or violence or armed robbers or enemies, any and every method of protecting ourselves is morally right” Marcus Tullius Cicero
"By special Pastoral appointment."
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Boudicca wrote:Thank you Ranger513 and Ranger Cams, you made my night.
Just in case you've never heard that before.
Yup..............<sigh>..........heard that many times, Ma'am.....
Many, many times........
...mostly from drunk drivers seated in the rear of my patrol car !!!!
C Co 2/75
1986 - 1992
RS Class 9-87
RLTW
" The credit belongs to the man who is actually in the arena............ "
1986 - 1992
RS Class 9-87
RLTW
" The credit belongs to the man who is actually in the arena............ "
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Why in the fuck would you let them drive from the back seat, they apparently weren't doing very well from the front!!!????!!RANGER513 wrote:...mostly from drunk drivers seated in the rear of my patrol car !!!!
(Fookin' West Coast Rookie Badge Boy...er ....ahh...ummm...hello officer.... )
Oh Snap
+1
B Co 2/75 (WEBCO)
1988-1990
RS Class 1-90
1988-1990
RS Class 1-90
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JLTW!!! wrote:I'm stealing that shit Cams!!!
No worries Bro, it was an email I got from my girl. Have at it. "It" being the email, let's not get carried away here.
2/75 HHC C/E 89-92
Rio Hato/AO Diaz CCT/Commo
"It is a heavy thing, to see a Father so strong in life, unable to rise."
"A great civilization is not conquered from without
until it has destroyed itself from within." -W. Durant
Rio Hato/AO Diaz CCT/Commo
"It is a heavy thing, to see a Father so strong in life, unable to rise."
"A great civilization is not conquered from without
until it has destroyed itself from within." -W. Durant
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BE CAREFUL !!!
Lost of snow and ice in Minnesota...............
...wouldn't want ya upside down in the ditch or anything !
Just saying.
Lost of snow and ice in Minnesota...............
...wouldn't want ya upside down in the ditch or anything !
Just saying.
C Co 2/75
1986 - 1992
RS Class 9-87
RLTW
" The credit belongs to the man who is actually in the arena............ "
1986 - 1992
RS Class 9-87
RLTW
" The credit belongs to the man who is actually in the arena............ "
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SO Really how much is the price of tea in china?
Kuster
Kuster
HHC 2/16 IN
2008- Present
2008- Present
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carpal tunnel and porn do not go well together :(
Doc Mac
Ranger Class 11-80
C.Co. WPNS 1/75 79-81
3rd Plt/498th Medevac 81-82
104th LRSD 92-93
422d CA BN (A) 94-97
118th ASOS 02-08
Ranger Class 11-80
C.Co. WPNS 1/75 79-81
3rd Plt/498th Medevac 81-82
104th LRSD 92-93
422d CA BN (A) 94-97
118th ASOS 02-08