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cams wrote:"The economy is so bad that...."



I was so depressed last night thinking about the economy, wars, jobs, my savings, Social Security, retirement funds, etc, I called the Suicide Lifeline, I got a call center in Pakistan, and when I told them I was suicidal, they got all excited and asked if I could drive a truck.
Now THAT was effing funny!! :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Thank you Ranger513 and Ranger Cams, you made my night. :lol: :lol: :lol:

Just in case you've never heard that before. 8)
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RANGER513 wrote:Something To Ponder:

Why is it whenever your wife or girlfriend gets pregnant, her friends always rub her tummy and say " Congradualtions " but they never rub your dick and say " Good Job " !!!???

513, that was fucking BRILLIANT.
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Recent random thought posts were pretty good!
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Boudicca wrote:Thank you Ranger513 and Ranger Cams, you made my night. :lol: :lol: :lol:

Just in case you've never heard that before. 8)

Yup..............<sigh>..........heard that many times, Ma'am.....

Many, many times........











































...mostly from drunk drivers seated in the rear of my patrol car !!!! :shock:

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RANGER513 wrote:...mostly from drunk drivers seated in the rear of my patrol car !!!! :shock:

8)
Why in the fuck would you let them drive from the back seat, they apparently weren't doing very well from the front!!!????!!


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JLTW!!! wrote:I'm stealing that shit Cams!!! :lol: :lol: :lol:

No worries Bro, it was an email I got from my girl. Have at it. "It" being the email, let's not get carried away here. 8)
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BE CAREFUL !!!

Lost of snow and ice in Minnesota...............

...wouldn't want ya upside down in the ditch or anything !

Just saying. 8)
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SO Really how much is the price of tea in china?
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carpal tunnel and porn do not go well together :(
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