Random thought of the moment.

Boudicca · Post by **Boudicca** » December 19th, 2009, 11:10 am

Free to good, or bad, home: slightly used man in fair to good condition; as is. No returns.

Jenny Lynn · Post by **Jenny Lynn** » December 19th, 2009, 1:02 pm

Yesterday had a truck drive by with the company "Hung Right Windows" advertised,
well I don't understand why the company was not named "Hung Wrong Windows" :)

Darksaga · Post by **Darksaga** » December 19th, 2009, 7:26 pm

Sometimes Oxycontin and Vicodin just aren't enough to make the day go by.

panthersix · Post by **panthersix** » December 19th, 2009, 10:38 pm

Darksaga wrote:Sometimes Oxycontin and Vicodin just aren't enough to make the day go by.

A fat wad of cash, hawt strippers, and a lots of booze seem to have the opposite effect....time flys by!

Darksaga · Post by **Darksaga** » December 21st, 2009, 10:48 pm

panthersix wrote:
Darksaga wrote:Sometimes Oxycontin and Vicodin just aren't enough to make the day go by.
A fat wad of cash, hawt strippers, and a lots of booze seem to have the opposite effect....time flys by!

Except my wife would castrate me with my own K-Bar which I identify as a negative second order of effect for this mission plan.

rgrokelley · Post by **rgrokelley** » December 23rd, 2009, 8:39 pm

Fucking Truckers! I just saw a traffic jam, in Virginia, where I-77 meets I-85, that occured because one trucker didn't like the idea of people being in the fast lane, so he decided to drive side by side with a fellow trucker. The traffic jam was 13.5 miles long.

A-fucking-mazing!

panthersix · Post by **panthersix** » December 24th, 2009, 3:39 am

Darksaga wrote:
panthersix wrote:
Darksaga wrote:Sometimes Oxycontin and Vicodin just aren't enough to make the day go by.
A fat wad of cash, hawt strippers, and a lots of booze seem to have the opposite effect....time flys by!
Except my wife would castrate me with my own K-Bar which I identify as a negative second order of effect for this mission plan.

It used to be what happened on TDY, stayed on TDY! Even before it because Vegas' motto... :?

Boudicca · Post by **Boudicca** » December 24th, 2009, 4:08 pm

Where the hell did this blizzard shit come from?!

RANGER513 · Post by **RANGER513** » December 24th, 2009, 10:41 pm

I would like to meet the little *&#$%@ who put " SOME " assembly required on kid's toys and spend 5 minutes alone with him !

Oh, Merry Christmas everyone ! :D

Slowpoke · Post by **Slowpoke** » December 25th, 2009, 7:20 am

Zonk 1/75 wrote:
rgrokelley wrote:Fucking Truckers! I just saw a traffic jam, in Virginia, where I-77 meets I-85, that occured because one trucker didn't like the idea of people being in the fast lane, so he decided to drive side by side with a fellow trucker. The traffic jam was 13.5 miles long.

A-fucking-mazing!
Was it Slowpoke?

Nope! Slowpoke refers to sexual prowess not driving style. Insurance Companies have decided that trucks won't kill you as dead at 65 mph as they will at 75 mph so they give large trucking companies a break on their insurance if they govern their trucks at 65 or less. So one truck slows down a little, for what ever reason, and the guy behind him goes to pass, which wakes up the first driver and he speeds back up. Now neither one of these morons will back off because it may lower their testosterone level by .01%. This is probably the reason they don't let me carry a gun in the truck anymore! My truck will do 95 mph and the high set on the cruise control is 75.....I spend a LOT of time passing other trucks and cars!

Flesh Thorn · Post by **Flesh Thorn** » December 25th, 2009, 3:34 pm

Eyeballing that bottle of 100 proof......

rgrokelley · Post by **rgrokelley** » December 26th, 2009, 8:46 am

Cover, concealment and using your sights, work well in a massive Nerf Gun fight against three girls. I even taught my oldest the concept of yelling out "reloading" to cover each other.

Boudicca · Post by **Boudicca** » December 26th, 2009, 8:52 am

rgrokelley wrote:Cover, concealment and using your sights, work well in a massive Nerf Gun fight against three girls. I even taught my oldest the concept of yelling out "reloading" to cover each other.

That must've been a blast. You had to have been in your element.

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