Hi! I'm a newbie!

Kelly-Belly · Post by **Kelly-Belly** » June 29th, 2004, 7:43 pm

Hi everyone! I'm Kelly, I am 17 years old and currently date a Ranger, he is with the 3/75 here at Fort Benning, GA. My whole family is military so I like to learn new things so I can hold a conversation with my family! I found this site through my boyfriend, his name on here is DISINFERTENTION or something like that. He is currently in Pre-Ranger and I don't get to talk to him, so I like talking to people about what kind of things he might be going through since he's not here to tell me. Thanks so much for doing what you do! :D

LowCrawler · Post by **LowCrawler** » June 29th, 2004, 7:45 pm

Welcome to the board Kelly!

Bell · Post by **Bell** » June 29th, 2004, 7:46 pm

Aaahh Kelly. Does Dis know you're over here? This ain't fair.

Welcome to the board girl. Have fun. Or whatever.

Right now Dis is going through a little hell. Right after he finishes, he's gonna go through pure hell.

RLTW
Bell

Spartan · Post by **Spartan** » June 29th, 2004, 7:53 pm

Welcome to the board. Please select an avatar.

Saltbitch · Post by **Saltbitch** » June 29th, 2004, 8:06 pm

Welcome, Kelly.

Kelly-Belly · Post by **Kelly-Belly** » June 29th, 2004, 8:09 pm

Hey, Dis knows I'm in here (his real name is DELETED). He knows I won't do anything too embarassing in here, haha, just kidding. He'll love it if ya'll told him I was in here, he loves me, despite my many flaws, haha. Thanks for being so nice!

Spartan · Post by **Spartan** » June 29th, 2004, 8:40 pm

Can you tell us a funny Dis story? What's the funniest thing you've ever seen him do?

Parabellum · Post by **Parabellum** » June 29th, 2004, 8:41 pm

Welcome

Slowpoke · Post by **Slowpoke** » June 29th, 2004, 8:45 pm

Welcome Kelly, we're waiting for the Ranger Dis story!

Kelly-Belly · Post by **Kelly-Belly** » June 29th, 2004, 8:53 pm

Spartan wrote:Can you tell us a funny Dis story? What's the funniest thing you've ever seen him do?

Well, that's a complicated subject really. Dis doesn't ever do anything funny. I mean, we are severe opposites, like I am the loud funny one, he's the quiet, shy one. I guess the funniest story would be when we were riding my horses and he had never rode before, so I put him on my older horse named Blue. So we were riding along the trail and I got WAY ahead of him and Blue hates being behind so he took off and jumped a huge puddle (if you have ever seen a horse jump, you know it was something from God that kept him in the saddle.) Blue came galloping up the trail and I had blocked it off with my horse and his face was just as white as could be. He said he "was almost scared." I guess that was the big he-man in him... He's a really funny person to be around because he's a master at the one-liners, the funniest thing was actually last Saturday because we went to see the movie, The Notebook, for me, go figure :) and at the end of the movie all of the girls are crying and he's damn near close to it himself and there's a part of the movie where two old people get into a bed together right before they die and he says in my ear "EWWLLL, OLD PEOPLE SEX!!" And I'm like choking on tears and laughter, it was horrible! If you really wanna bust him, call him Ricky Martin, Martin is his middle name, so, have fun with him!

Bell · Post by **Bell** » June 29th, 2004, 8:57 pm

He's busted.

RLTW
Bell

Kelly-Belly · Post by **Kelly-Belly** » June 29th, 2004, 9:03 pm

Haha, EVERYONE BE NICE!! I DON'T WANT TO END UP SINGLE OVER IT!!

Bell · Post by **Bell** » June 29th, 2004, 9:05 pm

Thought you were single.

We're always nice to Ranger Buddies.

RLTW
Bell

Slowpoke · Post by **Slowpoke** » June 29th, 2004, 9:10 pm

We're always nice to Ranger Dis.