Random thought of the moment.

[Rock Island Ranger]

Dear DrD,

I understand your plight. I run an organization made for such problems. When things like this come up, my "patients" come to my farm and we apply a substantial amount of firepower, lead, and explosive to the situation which seems to calm the raging beast. Write a name of an "asshole" on a target, shoot the mother fucker about 300 times, take a picture and send to said asshole. It is amazing the therapuetic value for both the asshole and yourself. Asshole see's that someone "has a plan". You, feel immediate relief.

It is called The Pastor remedy. The Rock Island Shootery is the Therapy Clinic and as many can attest to, it works 100% of the time.

Oh, and 100% is a statistical fact...not an assumption.

Regards,

The Pastor

Well, Pastor (Ranger Rock Island Ranger), you have a *very* tempting solution. Very, very tempting. What if someone wanted to learn knife-fighting instead? :D

Shana

Yep, we do blades as well. We can even provide bleeding targets. (Course, some the targets object pretty loudly as most of em are neighbors.)

[DrD]

Yep, we do blades as well.

Hhhhmmmm... You know you got my attention with this... I haven't ever done that!!

Might pm you for more info. :D

Shana

[Jenny Lynn]

Jenny, you do work for your ex-in-laws? What's up with that? Do you still do laundry for your ex?

Ranger Bill,
Ok since you asked. CPA by day and farmer by evening and weekend.

I have the best former father in law and sisters in law, I have no contact with my ex.

I go and harvest the fruits and vegtables off his property since it relaxes me and I have no issues crawling around the bushes, vines stc.

When I know of family on a tight budget where there are kids not eating fruits and vegtables since it's so much cheaper for the family to buy processed, bar codded food I try to give them some of these fruits and vegtables since 1. the food spoils fast with no preservatives and 2. then they get some of the nutrients their little bodies deserve.

If I were to win the lottery I'd buy land and farm it and give back to the community. I'm researching where I can take classes to learn organic farming as a hobby.

Jenny

OK back to the regularly schedule programming

So if you're farming at night, do you farm nekked?

Why do you think I farm at night :D ...................I can go into stealth mode

[panthersix]

So if you're farming at night, do you farm nekked?

Oh, Ranger panthersix... you think she is going to go crawling around in the bushes nekkid (bushes on the farm, k? all you twisted folks...)???

Dude. She will get all scratched up!

Jenny... Don't dooooo it!!!!

Shana

I don't know who taking you farming, but it ain't all crawling around in the bushes! Did you have to hold the hoe too?

I thinking (ok fantasizing) about her riding (ok bouncing) around on a tractor nekked

[psouper]

There are a lot of freaky people walking around our county fair this year.

[Jenny Lynn]

There are a lot of freaky people walking around our county fair this year.

Any from this forum??? Bwhahahaha. :D

:)

[DrD]

I don't know who taking you farming, but it ain't all crawling around in the bushes! Did you have to hold the hoe too?

I thinking (ok fantasizing) about her riding (ok bouncing) around on a tractor nekked

The crawling around in the bushes were her words, Ranger panthersix. :D

I go and harvest the fruits and vegtables off his property since it relaxes me and I have no issues crawling around the bushes, vines stc.

[psouper]

<<<There are a lot of freaky people walking around our county fair this year.<<

My favorite was the teenage girl with the tattoo covered stomach and the can of tobacco in her back pocket. She sat across from me at a livestock show and about every 2 minutes would lean over and let a looooong string of gross spit hang down before it finally fell off and hit the ground between her feet.
Really attractive.

[Ranger Bill]

An hour can go by really fast.

And sometimes a minute seems to take forever.

[Oto-Man]

An hour can go by really fast.

And sometimes a minute seems to take forever.

My balls have been itching for about a minute...seems like forever.












Cross post ..........+1 (thanks Puck)

[garyedolan]

Friends, This is an emotional event even for me!
It's sad when someone's child is killed; especially when it's a stranger who is responsible! Certainly I would understand the parents' intense feeling of rage and anger and usually sympathize with them.
However, in the case of today's report of a son of a prominent, internationally known person being killed, I feel a refreshing and rewarding sense of 'payback is a bitch, MF'! Osama's son was reportedly killed by a 'Predator' strike! I believe God and Rangers understand my celebration. Unfortunately, Osama probably doesn't care, but I hope he does, and does so much that he gets pissed enough to make a mistake so that the next Predator Strike hits him in the ass! RLTW! "God forgives, I don't, Some forget, I won't"

[Jim]

Friends, This is an emotional event even for me!
It's sad when someone's child is killed; especially when it's a stranger who is responsible! Certainly I would understand the parents' intense feeling of rage and anger and usually sympathize with them.
However, in the case of today's report of a son of a prominent, internationally known person being killed, I feel a refreshing and rewarding sense of 'payback is a bitch, MF'! Osama's son was reportedly killed by a 'Predator' strike! I believe God and Rangers understand my celebration. Unfortunately, Osama probably doesn't care, but I hope he does, and does so much that he gets pissed enough to make a mistake so that the next Predator Strike hits him in the ass! RLTW! "God forgives, I don't, Some forget, I won't"

To fill everyone in:
http://forum.armyranger.com/viewtopic.php?f=97&t=49256" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;

[Jenny Lynn]

dang this place IS ADDICTIVE, how am I suppose to get any work done???

[Rock Island Ranger]

Friends, This is an emotional event even for me!
It's sad when someone's child is killed; especially when it's a stranger who is responsible! Certainly I would understand the parents' intense feeling of rage and anger and usually sympathize with them.
However, in the case of today's report of a son of a prominent, internationally known person being killed, I feel a refreshing and rewarding sense of 'payback is a bitch, MF'! Osama's son was reportedly killed by a 'Predator' strike! I believe God and Rangers understand my celebration. Unfortunately, Osama probably doesn't care, but I hope he does, and does so much that he gets pissed enough to make a mistake so that the next Predator Strike hits him in the ass! RLTW! "God forgives, I don't, Some forget, I won't"

(Pastor mashes his give a shitter button a couple of times. Its a no go) In the words of a wonderful Pastor I drink with. "Fuck him, I hope it hurt, I hope it hurt BAD. I hope they have live footage and show the world."

So sayeth me.