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Lock your dog and your wife in the trunk of your car, drive around a while, then let them both out and see which one is glad to see you.
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K.Ingraham wrote:Lock your dog and your wife in the trunk of your car, drive around a while, then let them both out and see which one is glad to see you.
Think I'll try that one today!!!
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dirty1 wrote:
K.Ingraham wrote:Lock your dog and your wife in the trunk of your car, drive around a while, then let them both out and see which one is glad to see you.
Think I'll try that one today!!!
Watching Arizona news for the highlights on this one !

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I did that once! For some reason the Ol' Lady was REALLY happy to see me!!!! The stitches came out in 10 days, and I was OK.
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RANGER513 wrote:
dirty1 wrote:
K.Ingraham wrote:Lock your dog and your wife in the trunk of your car, drive around a while, then let them both out and see which one is glad to see you.
Think I'll try that one today!!!
Watching Arizona news for the highlights on this one !

:lol: :lol: :lol:
28 hours and counting...anyone checked the obits? :twisted:
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Ranger K. Ingraham,

Funny thing, I told myself as a kid when my grandparents use pick up the daily Buffalo News or Courier Express and first open up to the obits and read that I'm never going to do that.... dang I must be getting old because I do it now and I say things they use to say too :shock: :lol: Jenny
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Jenny Lynn wrote:Ranger K. Ingraham,

Funny thing, I told myself as a kid when my grandparents use pick up the daily Buffalo News or Courier Express and first open up to the obits and read that I'm never going to do that.... dang I must be getting old because I do it now and I say things they use to say too :shock: :lol: Jenny
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Rock Island Ranger wrote:
Jenny Lynn wrote:Ranger K. Ingraham,

Funny thing, I told myself as a kid when my grandparents use pick up the daily Buffalo News or Courier Express and first open up to the obits and read that I'm never going to do that.... dang I must be getting old because I do it now and I say things they use to say too :shock: :lol: Jenny
:? :? Dogs....wives....happy.....Jenny? Put the crack pipe down.
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ah ok, what's a crack pipe, is that like a thong? :) Jenny
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Yep....just like it.
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Jenny Lynn wrote:
Rock Island Ranger wrote:
Jenny Lynn wrote:Ranger K. Ingraham,

Funny thing, I told myself as a kid when my grandparents use pick up the daily Buffalo News or Courier Express and first open up to the obits and read that I'm never going to do that.... dang I must be getting old because I do it now and I say things they use to say too :shock: :lol: Jenny
:? :? Dogs....wives....happy.....Jenny? Put the crack pipe down.
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ah ok, what's a crack pipe, is that like a thong? :) Jenny

This thread is useless without pics. :twisted:

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Slowpoke wrote:I did that once! For some reason the Ol' Lady was REALLY happy to see me!!!! The stitches came out in 10 days, and I was OK.
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