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289sotherhalf wrote:
rgrokelley wrote:I have never lived in a trailer park. Never got thrown out by an enraged woman (though I did throw out a stripper who stole my truck). Never wrecked some "daddy's car". However, for some odd reason I really like this song:

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It gets some play on my mp3 player, :lol: :lol: .
It's the ring tone when my HH6 calls. :shock:
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Why the fuck do I think about, dream about, and hunger for a nachoplate when I am not able to have one, only to find out when I get back and has one I hate the fuckin things?
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Torleif wrote:Why the fuck do I think about, dream about, and hunger for a nachoplate when I am not able to have one, only to find out when I get back and has one I hate the fuckin things?
Torleif,
Your post brings to mind that old saying
"One always wants what they cannot have" Jenny
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Jenny Lynn wrote:
Torleif wrote:Why the fuck do I think about, dream about, and hunger for a nachoplate when I am not able to have one, only to find out when I get back and has one I hate the fuckin things?
Torleif,
Your post brings to mind that old saying
"One always wants what they cannot have" Jenny

Oh yeah ? Well, when Sandra Bullock is eating crackers in MY bed, I'm still gonna want her ! :lol: 8) :lol:
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Just a little heads up, this is a little graphic...

The most awkward moment of my entire life was when I was at a hotel with all the other military kids the night before MEPS. I really didn't have plans for that night. I was just going to walk around, meet new people, maybe try to find another individual going after the option 40.

So I get to the room I was assigned just in time to meet my roommate. He was about my age, really excited about wanting to join the military. I got the impression he was fairly smart, he said he scored higher than he expected on the asvab. We probably only talked for 5 minutes total and went our ways. I dont think I remember seeing him at all around the hotel lobby where I mainly stayed. I got back to my room right at our curfew, found it was empty and went to bed.


I was only asleep for about 30 minutes when I got woken up to some noise. Okay, so I'm extremely comfortable the way I'm positioned, looking looking at the wall, so I really dont get up or turn around to see what it is...I just assume it's my roommate fumbling around in the dark

but I just keep listening


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...I hear something else...



at first it sounded like my roommate was ssssllllooooowwwlyyy pulling the covers up


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... I just keep listening...


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...silence...


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...then I hear something else...


it sounds like he's brushing his leg up against his covers in this slow, but nonrhythmic pattern


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it keeps building
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then I hear it


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squish...squish...squish



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At that point I'm just disappointed in my roommate. OKAY...now...If you HAVE to masturbate sharing a room with someone you just met, dont do it laying in a bed 10 feet away, at least go to the bathroom...I suggest not doing it at all. So now I'm kinda pissed that I only have a few hours left to sleep, and that I'm sharing a room with a retard.


I decide not to confront, so I just through a pillow over my head... ... But, the pillow doesn't help!



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I can still hear


... squish...squish...squish...



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But then....It happens.......I hear the sound that no man should ever hear.........It's the grunt of another man when he is ejaculating

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I sighed in disgust


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THEN


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all of a sudden....I hear a voice..."Are you serious?!?!".....


It turned out that my roommate hooked up with a chick and banged her in the bed next to me. For some reason I felt relieved...at least he wasn't masturbating...But still I felt disappointed, but I guess not as disappointed as the girl was ... That must have been the most awkward 3 minutes of my life.
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I'm sorry Rangers, I dont think my post can go here...that was a random memory of the moment.
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RANGER513 wrote:Oh yeah ? Well, when Sandra Bullock is eating crackers in MY bed, I'm still gonna want her ! :lol: 8) :lol:
Ewwww, Sandra Bullock, after she's been with Jessie James! I mean pre-JJ, sure, but now.. :?: :mrgreen:
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Boudicca wrote:
RANGER513 wrote:Oh yeah ? Well, when Sandra Bullock is eating crackers in MY bed, I'm still gonna want her ! :lol: 8) :lol:
Ewwww, Sandra Bullock, after she's been with Jessie James! I mean pre-JJ, sure, but now.. :?: :mrgreen:
Hey I think Jesse is kinda sexy in his bad boy sort of way :wink:
and I saw an interview where Sandra did say he was old fashioned and romantic in his courting of her :D
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Jenny Lynn wrote:
Boudicca wrote:
RANGER513 wrote:Oh yeah ? Well, when Sandra Bullock is eating crackers in MY bed, I'm still gonna want her ! :lol: 8) :lol:
Ewwww, Sandra Bullock, after she's been with Jessie James! I mean pre-JJ, sure, but now.. :?: :mrgreen:
Hey I think Jesse is kinda sexy in his bad boy sort of way :wink:
and I saw an interview where Sandra did say he was old fashioned and romantic in his courting of her :D
Oh, right! Sexy, old fashioned romantic! Bullshit!
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Boudicca wrote:Oh, right! Sexy, old fashioned romantic! Bullshit!
Figure she went the way of well endowed and insanely talented? :lol:
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DrD wrote:
Boudicca wrote:Oh, right! Sexy, old fashioned romantic! Bullshit!
Figure she went the way of well endowed and insanely talented? :lol:

Hmmmm, then why did she pass me up ? 8)
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RANGER513 wrote:
DrD wrote:
Boudicca wrote:Oh, right! Sexy, old fashioned romantic! Bullshit!
Figure she went the way of well endowed and insanely talented? :lol:

Hmmmm, then why did she pass me up ? 8)
Dr D, :lol: :lol: :lol:

And thanks to Ranger513 here you have it Yes, Rangers definitely are not known for being shy and timid bunch, proof once again :!:
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Jenny Lynn wrote:And thanks to Ranger513 here you have it Yes, Rangers definitely are not known for being shy and timid bunch, proof once again :!:
Hold up. Ive been going to a Shrink for months so I can come outta my shell and speak my mind. You have us all wrong, wench. :oops: :oops:
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Rock Island Ranger wrote:
Jenny Lynn wrote:And thanks to Ranger513 here you have it Yes, Rangers definitely are not known for being shy and timid bunch, proof once again :!:
Hold up. Ive been going to a Shrink for months so I can come outta my shell and speak my mind. You have us all wrong, wench. :oops: :oops:
You could have a Shrink in a car, with a garden hose, in 2 minutes! :lol:
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