NINE WORDS WOMEN USE
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NINE WORDS WOMEN USE
NINE WORDS WOMEN USE
(1) Fine: This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up.
(2) Five Minutes: If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour. Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given five more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house.
(3) Nothing: This is the calm before the storm. This means something, and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothing usually end in fine.
(4) Go Ahead: This is a dare, not permission. Don't Do It!
(5) Loud Sigh: This is actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you about nothing. (Refer back to # 3 for the meaning of nothing.)
(6) That's Okay: This is one of the most dangerous statements a women can make to a man. That's okay means she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.
(7) Thanks: A woman is thanking you, do not question, or faint. Just say you're welcome. (I want to add in a clause here - This is true, unless she says 'Thanks a lot' - that is PURE sarcasm and she is not thanking you at all. DO NOT say 'you're welcome' . that will bring on a 'whatever').
(8) Whatever: Is a woman's way of saying...Go to Hell
(9) Don't worry about it, I got it: Another dangerous statement, meaning this is something that a woman has told a man to do several times, but is now doing it herself. This will later result in a man asking 'What's wrong?' For the woman's response refer to # 3.
(1) Fine: This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up.
(2) Five Minutes: If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour. Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given five more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house.
(3) Nothing: This is the calm before the storm. This means something, and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothing usually end in fine.
(4) Go Ahead: This is a dare, not permission. Don't Do It!
(5) Loud Sigh: This is actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you about nothing. (Refer back to # 3 for the meaning of nothing.)
(6) That's Okay: This is one of the most dangerous statements a women can make to a man. That's okay means she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.
(7) Thanks: A woman is thanking you, do not question, or faint. Just say you're welcome. (I want to add in a clause here - This is true, unless she says 'Thanks a lot' - that is PURE sarcasm and she is not thanking you at all. DO NOT say 'you're welcome' . that will bring on a 'whatever').
(8) Whatever: Is a woman's way of saying...Go to Hell
(9) Don't worry about it, I got it: Another dangerous statement, meaning this is something that a woman has told a man to do several times, but is now doing it herself. This will later result in a man asking 'What's wrong?' For the woman's response refer to # 3.
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In a very disturbing way, its all true
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1985 - 1986 75th Inf Ranger Regt
1986 - 1988 3/12 SFG (ABN)
The strength of the pack is the Wolf... and the strength of the Wolf is the pack...
1985 - 1986 75th Inf Ranger Regt
1986 - 1988 3/12 SFG (ABN)
The strength of the pack is the Wolf... and the strength of the Wolf is the pack...
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Do any of these really matter if all you hear is Charlie Brown's teacher anyway?
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Excellent point!Invictus wrote:Do any of these really matter if all you hear is Charlie Brown's teacher anyway?
RLTW
EP
Always remember: BROS BEFORE HOES.
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These are the nine I always hear:
1.) jerk
2.) fucking jerk
3.) bastard
4.) fucking bastard
5.) asshole
6.) fucking asshole
7.) Son-of-a-bitch
8.) fucking son-of-a-bitch
9.) sweetheart (prelude to "honey do" request)
RLTW
EP
1.) jerk
2.) fucking jerk
3.) bastard
4.) fucking bastard
5.) asshole
6.) fucking asshole
7.) Son-of-a-bitch
8.) fucking son-of-a-bitch
9.) sweetheart (prelude to "honey do" request)
RLTW
EP
Always remember: BROS BEFORE HOES.
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Thanks for the insight, Linda. That is just too accurate!
At least to both of my former wives.
At least to both of my former wives.
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Advisor, VN 66-68 69-70
42d Vn Ranger Battalion 1969-1970
Trainer, El Salvador 86-87
Advisor, Saudi Arabian National Guard 91, 93-94
75th RRA Life Member #867
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My wife says I never listen to her
or something like that
or something like that
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Repeal the 16th, enforce the 10th.
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124 MI(LRSD) 90-91 (Desert Storm)
Repeal the 16th, enforce the 10th.
ΜΩΛΩΝ ΛΑΒΕ
"I come in peace. I didn't bring artillery. But I'm pleading with you, with tears in my eyes: If you fuck with me, I'll kill you all." Gen. James Mattis
Panem Et Circenses
My safe space
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Sad, but oh so true!
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"Behind every damsel is a fire breathing dragon."
"Love your enemies...it pisses them off!"
"Be careful whose toes you step on today because they might be connected to the foot that kicks your ass tomorrow."
"Behind every damsel is a fire breathing dragon."
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like I've said before, you wanna play games and not say what you mean, fine; I'm taking you at face value and executing. say what you mean or live with the consequences. I don't read minds and won't ever try to again.
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RS 10-94.
200 meters of green shit next to a river in the desert does not qualify as a "Crescent of Fertility" -me
"The meek shall inherit the earth, one meter wide and two meters long" -Lazarus Long
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Re: NINE WORDS WOMEN USE
Ranger KW Driver,
I have a feeling in a couple years time I'm going to agree with you wholeheartedly. At this point, I'm trying the whole "game" thing, and it's so much trouble, I'm beginning to wonder if it's really worth it. I just don't know how long I can be single and aloof until I just give in and admit I'm a nice guy. Can't be someone you're not .
As for the nine words... can't say it's not true (yet).
I have a feeling in a couple years time I'm going to agree with you wholeheartedly. At this point, I'm trying the whole "game" thing, and it's so much trouble, I'm beginning to wonder if it's really worth it. I just don't know how long I can be single and aloof until I just give in and admit I'm a nice guy. Can't be someone you're not .
As for the nine words... can't say it's not true (yet).
“I hated every minute of training, but I said, ''Don't quit. Suffer now and live the rest of your life as a champion.''”
M.Ali
Still round the corner, there may wait,
A secret road, or a hidden gate,
And though I oft have passed them by,
A day shall come at last when I,
Will take the hidden paths that run,
West of the moon, East of the sun!
JRR T
M.Ali
Still round the corner, there may wait,
A secret road, or a hidden gate,
And though I oft have passed them by,
A day shall come at last when I,
Will take the hidden paths that run,
West of the moon, East of the sun!
JRR T
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Falling for #4 has cost me....
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2d Bn U.D. for 75th Ranger Regt Assn
2d Bn(Ranger)75 Inf 1975-'77
RS 9-76
Former mentor to RANGER XCrunner.
"I am well aware that by no means equal repute attends the narrator and the doer of deeds” Sallust ‘The Catiline Conspiracy’
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What about the words/phrases the guys use? You know... the ones that end up making us women want to walk up to a wall and start slamming our head into it in shear frustration?
Go_Placidly;
You should be able to admit you are a nice guy... But, then again, I am no relationship guru...
Go_Placidly;
You should be able to admit you are a nice guy... But, then again, I am no relationship guru...
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No such thing is uttered from my lips. I am certain that while each of us has yet to find absolute perfection, we are so close it's scarey. So, shut the fuck up and go make a sammich for your man.DrD wrote:What about the words/phrases the guys use? You know... the ones that end up making us women want to walk up to a wall and start slamming our head into it in shear frustration?
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I'm not the way I am because I was a Ranger - I was a Ranger because of the way I am.
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The road goes on forever and the party never ends.
I'm not the way I am because I was a Ranger - I was a Ranger because of the way I am.
¿Querría usted el primer redondo en la rodilla o la cara?
The road goes on forever and the party never ends.