From the Texts from last night website:
(914): i think i just was awoken by the sound of my roommate choking on her boyfriend's dick
(814): i woke up this morning in my bathroom,naked, with my boxers around my face and puke and shit on the floor and wondering why i didn't have a toenail on my one big toe.
(334): Fuck, operation next sex victim is on as soon as i get back. Do not sleep with that red head, nobody likes accidental ginger babies.
(954): What are you talking about? And how drunk are you?
(904): Both
(907): scale of 1-10 how well do I give head?
(1-907): 5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7..... ish.
(816): About to do something stupid. You'll be my call. Bring bail money.
(909): I thought it was weird that her dad told me to finish and get out after he walked in on us. I like him
TFLN (Strong Language)
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Oto-Man wrote:From the Texts from last night website:
(914): i think i just was awoken by the sound of my roommate choking on her boyfriend's dick
(814): i woke up this morning in my bathroom,naked, with my boxers around my face and puke and shit on the floor and wondering why i didn't have a toenail on my one big toe.
(334): fuck, operation next sex victim is on as soon as i get back. Do not sleep with that red head, nobody likes accidental ginger babies.
(954): What are you talking about? And how drunk are you?
(904): Both
(907): scale of 1-10 how well do I give head?
(1-907): 5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7..... ish.
(816): About to do something stupid. You'll be my call. Bring bail money.
(909): I thought it was weird that her dad told me to finish and get out after he walked in on us. I like him
Beautiful!
Where did you find these?
Re: TFLN (NSFW)
Textsfromlastnight.comInvictus wrote:Oto-Man wrote:From the Texts from last night website:
(914): i think i just was awoken by the sound of my roommate choking on her boyfriend's dick
(814): i woke up this morning in my bathroom,naked, with my boxers around my face and puke and shit on the floor and wondering why i didn't have a toenail on my one big toe.
(334): fuck, operation next sex victim is on as soon as i get back. Do not sleep with that red head, nobody likes accidental ginger babies.
(954): What are you talking about? And how drunk are you?
(904): Both
(907): scale of 1-10 how well do I give head?
(1-907): 5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7..... ish.
(816): About to do something stupid. You'll be my call. Bring bail money.
(909): I thought it was weird that her dad told me to finish and get out after he walked in on us. I like him
Beautiful!
Where did you find these?
It's funnier than shit.....
GSXR had posted one on FB, and I hadn't gone up there for a while.
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Re: TFLN (NSFW)
Invictus wrote:Oto-Man wrote:From the Texts from last night website:
(914): i think i just was awoken by the sound of my roommate choking on her boyfriend's dick
(814): i woke up this morning in my bathroom,naked, with my boxers around my face and puke and shit on the floor and wondering why i didn't have a toenail on my one big toe.
(334): fuck, operation next sex victim is on as soon as i get back. Do not sleep with that red head, nobody likes accidental ginger babies.
(954): What are you talking about? And how drunk are you?
(904): Both
(907): scale of 1-10 how well do I give head?
(1-907): 5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7..... ish.
(816): About to do something stupid. You'll be my call. Bring bail money.
(909): I thought it was weird that her dad told me to finish and get out after he walked in on us. I like him
Beautiful!
Where did you find these?
http://forum.armyranger.com/viewtopic.php?f=33&t=47931" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;
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(850): It wasn't awkward until he started humming the Rocky theme song in the middle of fucking
Ranger School CL# 04-05
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(402): Chicken burrito, or no deal.
(1-402): Is that code for my vagina?
(402): Who the fuck has ever referred to a vagina as a chicken burrito
(1-402): Is that code for my vagina?
(402): Who the fuck has ever referred to a vagina as a chicken burrito
C 3/75 89 -91
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RLTW!
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(714): Ikea night.
(949): ?
(714): Insert tab A into swedish slot B
(949): ?
(714): Insert tab A into swedish slot B
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200 meters of green shit next to a river in the desert does not qualify as a "Crescent of Fertility" -me
"The meek shall inherit the earth, one meter wide and two meters long" -Lazarus Long
RS 10-94.
200 meters of green shit next to a river in the desert does not qualify as a "Crescent of Fertility" -me
"The meek shall inherit the earth, one meter wide and two meters long" -Lazarus Long