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Tater Nuts wrote:What about Special Forces ?
Special forces (SF) and special operations forces (SOF) are generic terms for highly-trained military teams/units that conduct specialized operations such as reconnaissance, unconventional warfare, direct action and counter-terrorism actions.

In the United States, the term special operations forces (SOF) is used instead of special forces as special forces refers to a specific unit, the United States Army Special Forces, commonly called the "Green Berets".

Oh wait....

Fuck SPECIAL FORCES!!

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Rutabaga.

One from my son:
I Don't Know How It Works!!!

Do this and no cheating!!

Think of a letter between A and W.






Repeat it out loud as you scroll down.






Keep going ............................Don't stop . . ..






Think of an animal that begins with that letter.






Repeat it out loud as you scroll down.






Think of either a man's/woman's name that begins with the last letter in the animals name






Almost there........






Now count out the letters in that name on the fingers of the hand you are not using to scroll down.






Take the hand you counted with and hold it out in front of you at face level






Look at your palm very closely and notice the lines in your hand






Do the lines take the form of the first letter in the persons name?






Of course they fucking don't.......

Now smack yourself in the head, get a life, and quit FUCKIN playin stupid bulletin games loser*
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Epic FAIL! And oh by the way: FUCK SPECIAL FORCES!
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Peas
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It got me!
And I thought I could thimk. 8)
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Carrot.
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Lettuce, oh well I guess I am just weird.
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Vagina!

Is that a fruit or vegetable? :?
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bell pepper
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RangerX wrote:Image
This pic cracks me up. He's wearing pleated Dockers for fuck's sake!
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ANGRYCivilian wrote:
RangerX wrote:Image
This pic cracks me up. He's wearing pleated Dockers for fuck's sake!

And where the fuck did he get the pinapple grenade? :shock:
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USASMA, 02- Instructor
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USASMA, 04 - Student
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I said tomato.

Rgr Bill, it must be an age thing.
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Lettuce

I guess we could start a good garden salad!
Ranch anyone? Or Vinaigrette?
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