A crusty old biker, on a summer ride in the country, walks into a
Tavern and sees a sign hanging over the bar, which reads:
CHEESEBURGER: $1.50
CHICKEN SANDWICH : $2.50
HAND JOB: $1,000.00
Checking his wallet for the necessary payment, he walks up to the
Bar and beckons to the exceptionally attractive female bartender
Serving drinks to a meager looking group of farmers.
Yes?' She inquires with a knowing smile, 'can I help you?'
I was wondering,' whispers the old biker, are you the young lady
Who gives the hand-jobs?'
Yes, she smiles and purrs, I sure am.'
The old biker replies, 'Well wash your hands.
I want a cheeseburger.'
A biker walks into a bar...
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A biker walks into a bar...
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Re: A biker walks into a bar...
Ya got me, I didn't even see that one comin'!
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Re: A biker walks into a bar...
That's funny right thar!
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"Love your enemies...it pisses them off!"
"Be careful whose toes you step on today because they might be connected to the foot that kicks your ass tomorrow."
"Behind every damsel is a fire breathing dragon."