Why did Helen Keller's dog run away?

Trigger · Post by **Trigger** » December 29th, 2008, 11:32 pm

Okay, so that joke was a NO-GO. Lesson learned, muscles sore; movin' forward.

Here's a replacement:

An 85 year old man, who's wife is terribly worried about his health, visits the Doctor for his yearly check up. The Doctor finds the man to be healthy as could be, but, at the wife's prodding, asks the old man how he feels and if he's noticed any odd changes in his body as he's aged.

The old man responds "Well Doc, there is this one thing. When I go to the bathroom at night, the light turns even though I haven't touched the switch. I can't figure it out for the life of me."

Perplexed, the Doctor asks the man's wife if she has any knowledge of an automatic light switch in her home. She responds "Damnit, he's peeing in the refrigerator again!"

PAC Man · Post by **PAC Man** » December 30th, 2008, 12:59 pm

Tenn-RGR wrote:Congrats, you're the first I've seen on here to NO-GO a joke.

And, after posing such a good question in "The Mosh Pit", too........

we all know you can do better, Cadet! If you have any sense of decency and/or honor, you will immediately, and without hesitation, find the nearest tree and assume the ELEVATED position. As far as I can see, it's really the only way out for you on this one.

That was AWFUL!

Oto-Man · Post by **Oto-Man** » December 30th, 2008, 1:13 pm

PAC Man wrote:
Tenn-RGR wrote:Congrats, you're the first I've seen on here to NO-GO a joke.
And, after posing such a good question in "The Mosh Pit", too........

we all know you can do better, Cadet! If you have any sense of decency and/or honor, you will immediately, and without hesitation, find the nearest tree and assume the ELEVATED position. As far as I can see, it's really the only way out for you on this one.

That was AWFUL!

X2. And when you are done pushing, spend just one day walking around with earplugs in and a pair of eye patches trying to get through your pitiful life with limited sight and hearing.

Cadet?!? Class Act....Class Act...

Parabellum · Post by **Parabellum** » December 30th, 2008, 1:52 pm

Trigger,

Come on dude...what are you fucking 10? Go put on a road guard vest and draw fire, just get me a beer first.

Trigger · Post by **Trigger** » December 30th, 2008, 10:38 pm

Parabellum wrote:Trigger,

Come on dude...what are you fucking 10? Go put on a road guard vest and draw fire, just get me a beer first.

Ranger Parabellum,

Not 10, but not quite old enough to get you that beer yet either. When I am, I'll buy you a six pack. :)

To all others,

I thought this was ArmyRanger.com's style of humor. My mistake, will not happen again. Instilled some "muscle memory" in myself.
- "Cadidiot" Trigger

scar · Post by **scar** » December 30th, 2008, 11:08 pm

Trigger wrote:
Parabellum wrote:Trigger,

Come on dude...what are you fucking 10? Go put on a road guard vest and draw fire, just get me a beer first.
Ranger Parabellum,

Not 10, but not quite old enough to get you that beer yet either. When I am, I'll buy you a six pack. :)

To all others,

I thought this was ArmyRanger.com's style of humor. My mistake, will not happen again. Instilled some "muscle memory" in myself.
- "Cadidiot" Trigger

6? Who do you think he is? This isnt the bush Kid! Make it a 30 pack for him and one for me!

PAC Man · Post by **PAC Man** » December 31st, 2008, 1:16 pm

Hang in there, kid. That last one was better.....

although I'm getting old (and senile) enough to take it a bit personal.

P.S. You may recover, snap to attention and give us all a big HOOOAAAHHH!!! Drive on, Cadet-- and go make something of yourself, damn it!!

ANGRYCivilian · Post by **ANGRYCivilian** » January 5th, 2009, 1:15 pm

Helen Keller joke? I have not seen nor heard of any such joke.

Ranger Andy · Post by **Ranger Andy** » January 5th, 2009, 11:28 pm

Why did Helen Keller's dog run away?

I do not know why Helen Keller's dog ran away!

ANGRYCivilian · Post by **ANGRYCivilian** » January 8th, 2009, 6:20 am

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That was great! It reminded me of a Helen Keller joke.

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