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Jenny Lynn wrote:Oh yeah....Pierce County, WA has proclaimed a state of emergency due to projected flood warnings for the Puyallup, Nisqually and Carbon rivers.... wonder how long it will take for me to map a route for my morning commute that will not cross any of these rivers. Hum maybe I should just go buy a boat?

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Rock Island Ranger wrote:
Jenny Lynn wrote:Oh yeah....Pierce County, WA has proclaimed a state of emergency due to projected flood warnings for the Puyallup, Nisqually and Carbon rivers.... wonder how long it will take for me to map a route for my morning commute that will not cross any of these rivers. Hum maybe I should just go buy a boat?

Stay home.
Ranger Rock Island Ranger, I've been on unscheduled leave due to an emergency since October 30th and tomorrow was the only day I'd be at work until next Monday, ah but the man upstairs works in mysterious ways. And ah heck grabbing a boat and going fishing tomorrow sounds like more fun then going to work :lol: Jenny
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RangerBob275 wrote:
ANGRYCivilian wrote:Note to self: Do not melt the frayed ends of 550 cord, while wearing only boxers, because when the molten fibers drip onto your thigh, it instantly removes several layers of skin, leaving an almost perfect circular depression, while simultaneously hurting like a motherfucker.
I have the scar. I am glad it didn"t land on my dick
I had a moment of utter stupidity as a PVT, and flicked the cord (not hard) to put it out. a glop of fiery, molten, crap landed just under my eye while burning a few eyelashes and had me doing the stupid dance, screaming silly, and stopped my SL's brief in laughter.

that hurts more than drips on the leg.
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KW Driver wrote:
RangerBob275 wrote:
ANGRYCivilian wrote:Note to self: Do not melt the frayed ends of 550 cord, while wearing only boxers, because when the molten fibers drip onto your thigh, it instantly removes several layers of skin, leaving an almost perfect circular depression, while simultaneously hurting like a motherfucker.
I have the scar. I am glad it didn"t land on my dick
I had a moment of utter stupidity as a PVT, and flicked the cord (not hard) to put it out. a glop of fiery, molten, crap landed just under my eye while burning a few eyelashes and had me doing the stupid dance, screaming silly, and stopped my SL's brief in laughter.

that hurts more than drips on the leg.
Napalm was made from 550 cord. It must have been.
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Jenny Lynn wrote:
Rock Island Ranger wrote:
Jenny Lynn wrote:Oh yeah....Pierce County, WA has proclaimed a state of emergency due to projected flood warnings for the Puyallup, Nisqually and Carbon rivers.... wonder how long it will take for me to map a route for my morning commute that will not cross any of these rivers. Hum maybe I should just go buy a boat?

Stay home.
Ranger Rock Island Ranger, I've been on unscheduled leave due to an emergency since October 30th and tomorrow was the only day I'd be at work until next Monday, ah but the man upstairs works in mysterious ways. And ah heck grabbing a boat and going fishing tomorrow sounds like more fun then going to work :lol: Jenny
Jenny,
When the Salmon are running where you live,
there is a spot just about 100ft. off the old lighthouse, diagonal across the Sound from Gig Harbor and just around the corner from the Narrows Bridge. You will have 25lb. Salmon practically jumping into your boat there. Watch out for the currents during tide change though! :shock:

And if you are a diver, you will see there some of the largest Octopuss' anywhere in the world :wink: 8)
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RTO wrote:
Jenny Lynn wrote:
Rock Island Ranger wrote:
Stay home.
Ranger Rock Island Ranger, I've been on unscheduled leave due to an emergency since October 30th and tomorrow was the only day I'd be at work until next Monday, ah but the man upstairs works in mysterious ways. And ah heck grabbing a boat and going fishing tomorrow sounds like more fun then going to work :lol: Jenny
Jenny,
When the Salmon are running where you live,
there is a spot just about 100ft. off the old lighthouse, diagonal across the Sound from Gig Harbor and just around the corner from the Narrows Bridge. You will have 25lb. Salmon practically jumping into your boat there. Watch out for the currents during tide change though! :shock:

And if you are a diver, you will see there some of the largest Octopuss' anywhere in the world :wink: 8)
I saw some of those up on the 3rd floor. 8)
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Oto-Man wrote:
KW Driver wrote:
RangerBob275 wrote: I have the scar. I am glad it didn"t land on my dick
I had a moment of utter stupidity as a PVT, and flicked the cord (not hard) to put it out. a glop of fiery, molten, crap landed just under my eye while burning a few eyelashes and had me doing the stupid dance, screaming silly, and stopped my SL's brief in laughter.

that hurts more than drips on the leg.
Napalm was made from 550 cord. It must have been.
Napalm sticks to kids.

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Everybody, all at once now, take a deep breath......hold it....hold it....slowly let it out....hold....out....ahhhh..........doesn't that feel good.

Now please, learn to laugh, at yourselves, and at others. Laughter will bring the joy of God into your lives and make the rain goooo away. 8)
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If I have to listen to one of these fuckin liberal tossers around here, go one at the neck about how fucking terrible it is in the US these days, I'm gonna go fucking ballistic and donkey punch them right then and there.

Restraint is a fucking marvelous thing. I don't have much of it left.

Now. For a pint of Belhaven.

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Tenn-RGR wrote:
cams wrote:Everybody, all at once now, take a deep breath......hold it....hold it....slowly let it out....hold....out....ahhhh..........doesn't that feel good.

Now please, learn to laugh, at yourselves, and at others. Laughter will bring the joy of God into your lives and make the rain goooo away. 8)
Smoke yourself.
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I want so bad to put a "No Fat Chicks" sticker on those electronic shopping carts at the grocery store. Am I the only one that is repulsed by fat people who use these in order to avoid burning a calorie while buying their ice cream and twinkies?
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Boudicca wrote:I want so bad to put a "No Fat Chicks" sticker on those electronic shopping carts at the grocery store. Am I the only one that is repulsed by fat people who use these in order to avoid burning a calorie while buying their ice cream and twinkies?
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Zonk 1/75 wrote:
Boudicca wrote:I want so bad to put a "No Fat Chicks" sticker on those electronic shopping carts at the grocery store. Am I the only one that is repulsed by fat people who use these in order to avoid burning a calorie while buying their ice cream and twinkies?
and diet soda..............
You beat me to it. :evil:
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Boudicca wrote:I want so bad to put a "No Fat Chicks" sticker on those electronic shopping carts at the grocery store. Am I the only one that is repulsed by fat people who use these in order to avoid burning a calorie while buying their ice cream and twinkies?
the same people who also almost run someone over while zooming into the closest parking spot to the door of the grocery store so the other individual waiting for the spot cannot pull into it.

On my most recent trip to the grocery store, I remember watching the "zooming" car's occupant get out of the car saying to myself it would do your heart some good to park the car further away and walk, yes it was a female with an extremely high BMI
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