List of memorable/classic ArmyRanger.com sayings

[Silverback]

I think you would be better off in the 82nd. That tab is alot easier to earn.

[KW Driver]

OH SNAP.

His E-face looks like a glazed donut after that massive facial.

[DRM]

kinetik wrote:
are u saying i shouldnt help someone even if their question is 3 months old

The Holmchicken wrote:
maybe u shld reed whut u post right b4 u post it. u wil sea how fckin retrded u sound.

[DRM]

First off I have never owned or seen a ruck in person. That being said I do a fair amount of backpacking and was woundering how different rucking is. With my pack on semi-rough terrain I can cover 12-15 miles a day with out any major problem for a week straight for sure. I think my pack weighs a little over 60lbs. I know rucking is and will be harder, but how much.

No you can't.

[Warriorwife]

Sometimes, when I go to Subway, I don't wear pants.

Makes it easier to decide between the 6 and 12"................

[abn-rgr]

Sometimes, when I go to Subway, I don't wear pants.

Makes it easier to decide between the 6 and 12"................

Dam...beat me to it. Im still crying over this one!!!

[abn-rgr]

Ranger Luna wrote:
The little bastard is fucking with me now. He was patrolling my living room last night.

I have named him Obama.

[RTO]

This thread is useless without pics!

Really? You Rangers are a tough crowd.

We're well trained, well paid, chicks dig us and we're always in fucking trouble.

We're a lawyers wet dream.

So how 'bout those pics?

[Jim]

Fucking brilliant! :D

That's the fuuniest thing I've seen written in a long time!

You are the man!!! All bow!

classic

[Bravo57]

Any questions on spelling and grammer (particularly important for future O's) please direct your PM's to Ranger rgrpuck. Include 'Poser' in the subject line for a prompt response.

Oh and welcome.

[hit_it]

My opinion of a fresh out of ROTC LT with both Airborne and Air Assault? Most likely it would have been "great, another cherry officer who can't pour pee out his boot with directions on the heel. A tourist who merely visits here for a year, while this is my home."

By the way, units in the Army don't run down the road singing "I want to be an Air Assault soldier". There isn't a lot of Air Assault posers, and if there was, who would care.

As far as I know there is no brotherhood known as "ArmyAirAssault.com".

Telling the average civilian you were Air Assault usually gets you a typical dumb stare. Tell them you are a Ranger and there is instant recognition.

Though every unit in the army and the Marines like to tell you that they are "first in", we all know who was really there first. No brag, just historical fact. I think Air Assault comes arrives on the battlefield sometimes after the Indiana National Guard, and sometime before AAFES.

Finally, the only reason Air Assault school was created was to soothe the shattered egos of 101st soldiers who no longer were the tip of the spear, and who wore a lie above their unit patch.

What's next? Sapper School in lieu of Ranger school?

From rgrokelley

[Rico]

Clear communication skills are paramount in Ranger operations. Start with proper grammer - don't use "textspeak" here. If you have no self respect, then continue failing to capitalize the personal pronoun.
We 'uns what gots the 'Ranger' B4 are names git to right ignornt - you don't yet.

[Bravo57]

He is the worst poser EVER! If he's gonna fake it, then he should at least read 670-1 first. He's not just a tool, he's a "Leatherman"- a multi-tasking tool...for putting 2 combat patches on the same arm. I hope he contemplates suicide and follows through. I hope everything bad in life happens to him and only him for this!

I would say he's a short piece of string. At least a tool has a purpose, a short piece of sting doesn't.

[Silverback]

Well, it appears, while you were having a bad day, some dirty, homeless leg from Canada/France impregnated you, you caught on fire, died, and someone found your remains, and that of a leg-baby inside you.

[Jenny Lynn]

Well, it appears, while you were having a bad day, some dirty, homeless leg from Canada/France impregnated you, you caught on fire, died, and someone found your remains, and that of a leg-baby inside you.

Ranger Silverback, Oh great, the translation needed to be made by ANGRYCivilian to the slowly understanding blonde made this thread, that calls for a shot of Lismore when I get home :o

Happy Thursday, Jenny