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I called the suicide hotline last night....

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Got a call centre in Pakistan .
I told them I was suicidal.

They got all excited and asked if I could drive a truck
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Ranger K.Ingraham - you must have gotten their Al Qeida hub. :shock:

Reminds me of the haji grandfathers exchanging pictures of their grandkids... with the comment that "They blow up so quickly."
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Re: I called the suicide hotline last night....

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K.Ingraham wrote:Got a call centre in Pakistan .
I told them I was suicidal.

They got all excited and asked if I could drive a truck
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Subtle Warnings from the Middle East


This morning, from a cave somewhere in Pakistan, Taliban Minister of Migration, Mohammed Omar, warned the United States that if military action against Iraq/Afghanistan continues, Taliban authorities will cut off America's supply of convenience store managers and candidates for President of the United States.


And if this action does not yield sufficient results, cab drivers will be next, followed by Dell and AOL customer service reps., and then Motel 6 managers.

It's getting ugly
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K.Ingraham wrote:Got a call centre in Pakistan .
I told them I was suicidal.

They got all excited and asked if I could drive a truck

I forwarded your announcement to your local V.A. & no doubt they gonna up you to 50%.
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Jim wrote:
Subtle Warnings from the Middle East


This morning, from a cave somewhere in Pakistan, Taliban Minister of Migration, Mohammed Omar, warned the United States that if military action against Iraq/Afghanistan continues, Taliban authorities will cut off America's supply of convenience store managers and candidates for President of the United States.


And if this action does not yield sufficient results, cab drivers will be next, followed by Dell and AOL customer service reps., and then Motel 6 managers.

It's getting ugly
:shock:

You can say that again, Ranger Jim! Do you know how miserable the NYC subways are in the Summer? A girl can't get by without cab drivers :(
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SouthernBlonde wrote:
Jim wrote:
Subtle Warnings from the Middle East


This morning, from a cave somewhere in Pakistan, Taliban Minister of Migration, Mohammed Omar, warned the United States that if military action against Iraq/Afghanistan continues, Taliban authorities will cut off America's supply of convenience store managers and candidates for President of the United States.


And if this action does not yield sufficient results, cab drivers will be next, followed by Dell and AOL customer service reps., and then Motel 6 managers.

It's getting ugly
:shock:

You can say that again, Ranger Jim! Do you know how miserable the NYC subways are in the Summer? A girl can't get by without cab drivers :(
I want to be there when the first cabbie tells you: "Woman, cover yourself!"
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:lol: :lol:

Well you know, Ranger Jim, modesty never has been a strong suit of mine - so that time might be coming :twisted:
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SouthernBlonde wrote::lol: :lol:

Well you know, Ranger Jim, modesty never has been a strong suit of mine - so that time might be coming :twisted:
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RangerX wrote:
SouthernBlonde wrote::lol: :lol:

Well you know, Ranger Jim, modesty never has been a strong suit of mine - so that time might be coming :twisted:
pixplzthx.
Seeking proof huh...
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Black 6 wrote:
RangerX wrote:
SouthernBlonde wrote::lol: :lol:

Well you know, Ranger Jim, modesty never has been a strong suit of mine - so that time might be coming :twisted:
pixplzthx.
Seeking proof huh...
Proof, affirmation, whatever. Me likey girly pix!!
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RangerX wrote: pixplzthx.
Image




Oh, wait... is that not what you meant, Ranger RangerX? :?


8)
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SouthernBlonde wrote:
RangerX wrote: pixplzthx.
Image




Oh, wait... is that not what you meant, Ranger RangerX? :?


8)
That not girly pix.

If you could just animate that to where the door opens up into his skull, it would be enough.

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