An Irish girl!
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An Irish girl!
An Irish daughter had not been home for over 5 years.Upon her return, her father cursed her.
Father: 'Where have ye been all this time? Why did ye not write to us, not even a line? Why didn't ye call? Can ye not understand what ye put yer old mum thru?'
The girl, crying: 'Sniff, sniff....dad....I became a prostitute....'
Father: 'Ye what!!? Out of here, ye shameless harlot! Sinner! You're a disgrace to this family.'
The girl: 'OK, dad-- as ye wish. I just came back to give mum this luxurious fur coat, title deed to a ten bedroom mansion plus a $5 million savings certificate. For me little brother, this gold Rolex and for ye daddy, the sparkling new Mercedes limited edition convertible that's parked outside plus a membership to the country club....(takes a breath)....and an invitation for ye all to spend New Years Eve on board my new yacht in the Riviera and... .'
Father: 'Now what was it ye said ye had become?'
Girl, crying again, 'Sniff, sniff....a prostitute dad! Sniff, sniff.'
Father: 'Oh! Be Jesus! Ye scared me half to death, girl! I thought ye said a Protestant'. Come here and give yer old man a hug..!'
Father: 'Where have ye been all this time? Why did ye not write to us, not even a line? Why didn't ye call? Can ye not understand what ye put yer old mum thru?'
The girl, crying: 'Sniff, sniff....dad....I became a prostitute....'
Father: 'Ye what!!? Out of here, ye shameless harlot! Sinner! You're a disgrace to this family.'
The girl: 'OK, dad-- as ye wish. I just came back to give mum this luxurious fur coat, title deed to a ten bedroom mansion plus a $5 million savings certificate. For me little brother, this gold Rolex and for ye daddy, the sparkling new Mercedes limited edition convertible that's parked outside plus a membership to the country club....(takes a breath)....and an invitation for ye all to spend New Years Eve on board my new yacht in the Riviera and... .'
Father: 'Now what was it ye said ye had become?'
Girl, crying again, 'Sniff, sniff....a prostitute dad! Sniff, sniff.'
Father: 'Oh! Be Jesus! Ye scared me half to death, girl! I thought ye said a Protestant'. Come here and give yer old man a hug..!'
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French Commando 11-83
LRSLC Class 5-87
U.S. Army 1980-1984 and 1987-1990
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George S. Patton
French Commando 11-83
LRSLC Class 5-87
U.S. Army 1980-1984 and 1987-1990
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“Never tell people how to do things. Tell them what to do and they will surprise you with their ingenuity.”
George S. Patton
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I'm not the way I am because I was a Ranger - I was a Ranger because of the way I am.
¿Querría usted el primer redondo en la rodilla o la cara?
The road goes on forever and the party never ends.
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You do her? What was THAT like? Kinda like doing a German Shepherd???
And you would know about doing a German Shephard..........How exactly!?
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Re: An Irish girl!
I didn't know the Heathen was Irish? :?Chiron wrote:An Irish daughter had not been home for over 5 years.Upon her return, her father cursed her.
Father: 'Where have ye been all this time? Why did ye not write to us, not even a line? Why didn't ye call? Can ye not understand what ye put yer old mum thru?'
The girl, crying: 'Sniff, sniff....dad....I became a prostitute....'
Father: 'Ye what!!? Out of here, ye shameless harlot! Sinner! You're a disgrace to this family.'
The girl: 'OK, dad-- as ye wish. I just came back to give mum this luxurious fur coat, title deed to a ten bedroom mansion plus a $5 million savings certificate. For me little brother, this gold Rolex and for ye daddy, the sparkling new Mercedes limited edition convertible that's parked outside plus a membership to the country club....(takes a breath)....and an invitation for ye all to spend New Years Eve on board my new yacht in the Riviera and... .'
Father: 'Now what was it ye said ye had become?'
Girl, crying again, 'Sniff, sniff....a prostitute dad! Sniff, sniff.'
Father: 'Oh! Be Jesus! Ye scared me half to death, girl! I thought ye said a Protestant'. Come here and give yer old man a hug..!'
"Every normal man must be tempted at times to spit upon his hands, hoist the black flag, and begin slitting throats." -Henery Louis Mencken (1880-1956)
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"I might not be Airborne however, it's whats on my right sleave!"
*1992-1996 USMC CPL
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Re: An Irish girl!
Darksaga wrote:I didn't know the Heathen was Irish? :?Chiron wrote:An Irish daughter had not been home for over 5 years.Upon her return, her father cursed her.
Father: 'Where have ye been all this time? Why did ye not write to us, not even a line? Why didn't ye call? Can ye not understand what ye put yer old mum thru?'
The girl, crying: 'Sniff, sniff....dad....I became a prostitute....'
Father: 'Ye what!!? Out of here, ye shameless harlot! Sinner! You're a disgrace to this family.'
The girl: 'OK, dad-- as ye wish. I just came back to give mum this luxurious fur coat, title deed to a ten bedroom mansion plus a $5 million savings certificate. For me little brother, this gold Rolex and for ye daddy, the sparkling new Mercedes limited edition convertible that's parked outside plus a membership to the country club....(takes a breath)....and an invitation for ye all to spend New Years Eve on board my new yacht in the Riviera and... .'
Father: 'Now what was it ye said ye had become?'
Girl, crying again, 'Sniff, sniff....a prostitute dad! Sniff, sniff.'
Father: 'Oh! Be Jesus! Ye scared me half to death, girl! I thought ye said a Protestant'. Come here and give yer old man a hug..!'
![Shocked :shock:](./images/smilies/icon_eek.gif)
I've met a guy who has asked the same question. The hard part was making the young PFC ask the question.
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RS Class 07-09
ARNG-WTC Schools NCO
RS Class 07-09
ARNG-WTC Schools NCO
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You should see her without the mask.Parabellum wrote:Greek Girl![]()
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RS Class 5-82
French Commando 11-83
LRSLC Class 5-87
U.S. Army 1980-1984 and 1987-1990
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“Never tell people how to do things. Tell them what to do and they will surprise you with their ingenuity.”
George S. Patton
French Commando 11-83
LRSLC Class 5-87
U.S. Army 1980-1984 and 1987-1990
---------
“Never tell people how to do things. Tell them what to do and they will surprise you with their ingenuity.”
George S. Patton
I am sure that she(?) is praying for a receding hair line or maybe even going bald.GoldCoast wrote:I wonder what she smells like when she's wet?Parabellum wrote:Greek Girl![]()
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1759 society member
"You will know me by the scars I bear.
You will know me by the hate I swear."-OTEP
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