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Post by EvilCouch »

They do poetry nights at Starbucks around you? Hippies tend to run screaming from Starbucks in the Seattle area, in seek of mom and pop ran places. About the only people I see going to Starbucks are corporate drones like me.

Edit: Oh, and normalish-looking college students, too.
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I believe we have a Mojo member who works for Starbucks.
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Starbucks is hated equally by the hippies because they are corpo-evil.

I was most sickened when I saw signs in Starbucks asking customers to buy coffee to donate to the troops. I asked the barista-tard behind the counter if there was a matching program. The stupid coffee monkey couldn't have broken eye contact any faster if I had laid my cock on the counter and asked her to put whipped cream on it.
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RangerX wrote:The stupid coffee monkey couldn't have broken eye contact any faster if I had laid my cock on the counter and asked her to put whipped cream on it.
Quote of the fuckin' day!
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Post by CavMedic »

fuck 'em...Green Beans makes better shit anyhow.
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I lost all respect for Starbucks when I managed a deli some years back and we wanted to put an espresso machine in. The out of pocket cost for a cup of espresso in '95 (which all the "latte-mocha-decka-chino..." shit is based on) to include the cost of the water and the electricity to roast, grind, and brew the shit?.....

















Wait for it.....
























.05 fucking cents!

Now you know why they are making so goddamn much money! The profit margin is fucking huge!
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CavMedic wrote:fuck 'em...Green Beans makes better shit anyhow.
Green bean FUCKING rocks!!!!!
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Post by CavMedic »

I'd sell a fucking kidney right now for a cup from the shopette back at Campbell as I'm on QRF and it promises to be a long night!!! :evil:
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RangerX wrote: I was most sickened when I saw signs in Starbucks asking customers to buy coffee to donate to the troops. I asked the barista-tard behind the counter if there was a matching program. The stupid coffee monkey couldn't have broken eye contact any faster if I had laid my cock on the counter and asked her to put whipped cream on it.
You are a poet! :lol:
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rgrpuck wrote:
CavMedic wrote:fuck 'em...Green Beans makes better shit anyhow.
Green bean FUCKING rocks!!!!!
It does?
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Post by CavMedic »

Nomad wrote:It does?
Indeed, just the thing you need after a good run in the morning.

I have to say though, I'm seriously thinking there's a God after last night.
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Post by wade_the_duck »

An honest review of starbucks! (NSFW)

http://www.dailyhaha.com/_vids/Kid_From ... rBucks.htm
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