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Chiron
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An Irish girl!

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An Irish daughter had not been home for over 5 years.Upon her return, her father cursed her.

Father: 'Where have ye been all this time? Why did ye not write to us, not even a line? Why didn't ye call? Can ye not understand what ye put yer old mum thru?'

The girl, crying: 'Sniff, sniff....dad....I became a prostitute....'

Father: 'Ye what!!? Out of here, ye shameless harlot! Sinner! You're a disgrace to this family.'

The girl: 'OK, dad-- as ye wish. I just came back to give mum this luxurious fur coat, title deed to a ten bedroom mansion plus a $5 million savings certificate. For me little brother, this gold Rolex and for ye daddy, the sparkling new Mercedes limited edition convertible that's parked outside plus a membership to the country club....(takes a breath)....and an invitation for ye all to spend New Years Eve on board my new yacht in the Riviera and... .'

Father: 'Now what was it ye said ye had become?'

Girl, crying again, 'Sniff, sniff....a prostitute dad! Sniff, sniff.'

Father: 'Oh! Be Jesus! Ye scared me half to death, girl! I thought ye said a Protestant'. Come here and give yer old man a hug..!'
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That's fucked up...
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Hahahaha! ZING!
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Greek Girl :lol: :lol:

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"We spoke to them in the only language they understood - the machine gun."

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Parabellum wrote:Greek Girl :lol: :lol:

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:shock: WOW! :shock: You do her? What was THAT like? Kinda like doing a German Shepherd???
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Post by Gordo173 »

Rock Island Ranger wrote:
Parabellum wrote:Greek Girl :lol: :lol:

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:shock: WOW! :shock: You do her? What was THAT like? Kinda like doing a German Shepherd???

And you would know about doing a German Shephard..........How exactly!? :twisted:
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Re: An Irish girl!

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Chiron wrote:An Irish daughter had not been home for over 5 years.Upon her return, her father cursed her.

Father: 'Where have ye been all this time? Why did ye not write to us, not even a line? Why didn't ye call? Can ye not understand what ye put yer old mum thru?'

The girl, crying: 'Sniff, sniff....dad....I became a prostitute....'

Father: 'Ye what!!? Out of here, ye shameless harlot! Sinner! You're a disgrace to this family.'

The girl: 'OK, dad-- as ye wish. I just came back to give mum this luxurious fur coat, title deed to a ten bedroom mansion plus a $5 million savings certificate. For me little brother, this gold Rolex and for ye daddy, the sparkling new Mercedes limited edition convertible that's parked outside plus a membership to the country club....(takes a breath)....and an invitation for ye all to spend New Years Eve on board my new yacht in the Riviera and... .'

Father: 'Now what was it ye said ye had become?'

Girl, crying again, 'Sniff, sniff....a prostitute dad! Sniff, sniff.'

Father: 'Oh! Be Jesus! Ye scared me half to death, girl! I thought ye said a Protestant'. Come here and give yer old man a hug..!'
I didn't know the Heathen was Irish? :?
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Re: An Irish girl!

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Darksaga wrote:
Chiron wrote:An Irish daughter had not been home for over 5 years.Upon her return, her father cursed her.

Father: 'Where have ye been all this time? Why did ye not write to us, not even a line? Why didn't ye call? Can ye not understand what ye put yer old mum thru?'

The girl, crying: 'Sniff, sniff....dad....I became a prostitute....'

Father: 'Ye what!!? Out of here, ye shameless harlot! Sinner! You're a disgrace to this family.'

The girl: 'OK, dad-- as ye wish. I just came back to give mum this luxurious fur coat, title deed to a ten bedroom mansion plus a $5 million savings certificate. For me little brother, this gold Rolex and for ye daddy, the sparkling new Mercedes limited edition convertible that's parked outside plus a membership to the country club....(takes a breath)....and an invitation for ye all to spend New Years Eve on board my new yacht in the Riviera and... .'

Father: 'Now what was it ye said ye had become?'

Girl, crying again, 'Sniff, sniff....a prostitute dad! Sniff, sniff.'

Father: 'Oh! Be Jesus! Ye scared me half to death, girl! I thought ye said a Protestant'. Come here and give yer old man a hug..!'
I didn't know the Heathen was Irish? :?
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I've met a guy who has asked the same question. The hard part was making the young PFC ask the question.
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Chiron
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Parabellum wrote:Greek Girl :lol: :lol:

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You should see her without the mask. 8)
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GoldCoast
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Parabellum wrote:Greek Girl :lol: :lol:

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I wonder what she smells like when she's wet? :lol:
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Post by Black 6 »

GoldCoast wrote:
Parabellum wrote:Greek Girl :lol: :lol:

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I wonder what she smells like when she's wet? :lol:
I am sure that she(?) is praying for a receding hair line or maybe even going bald.
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