Okay not to gross.
Horney guy goes into a house of Ill Repute. All he has is three bucks.. The madame tells him thats not enough but since that's all he has, go up to the third floor and see Mary.
He gets up there and knocks on the door. Hears a sweet voice telling him to come in. When he enters, the room is in darkness.
He wips off his cloths and hops into bed with Mary. After an hour and he doesn't get off, he turns on the light and sees that Mary is no less then 100 years old.
The guy exclaims, "Jesus Christ, your old enough to be my Great grandmother." Mary retorts, " listen here sonny, I may have winter in my hair but I've got summer in my heart." The guy screams, " ya better get some spring in your ass or we'll be here till next fall."
A Veteran is someone, who at one point in their life, wrote a blank check made payable to "The United States of America," for the amount of, "Up to and including my Life." This is Honor, and there are way to many people in this country that no longer understand it!
UH1H/U-21 1st Aviation Brgd.