Outbound LAX

[BadMuther]

Funny story!!!

I don't fit lengthwise in the seats but just suck it up. When you see me in an airline seat it's all legs....

My favorite is my big ass legs and knees are pressed all the way up against the person in front of me so it's impossible for them to recilne. I usually give them their 3 or 4 attempts at slamming the seat back before I slam it forward. Usually ends that nonsense right there.

Sky Bus was cheap as hell, but damn the seats were small...too bad they are chap 11....

[lonergr77]

Shamrock,

Maybe you and her could have slipped off together and joined the mile-wide club, I mean HIGH.

[johnjohnson1957]

That's some funny shit! Reminds me of a story from several years back. Friend of mine cautioned me that if the person sitting next to you on an airplane ever suggests you raise the arm rest so you both have extra room; just say no.

Seems like he had just got home from a flight where he agreed to raise the arm rest when asked. He then went on to describe how the heavy "flowed" all over him.

Not a good flight for him but then and again he did not have your people skills so he had to suffer.

[EvilCouch]

Shamrock,

Maybe you and her could have slipped off together and joined the mile-wide club, I mean HIGH.

Hahahaha!

[ANGRYCivilian]

That was the funniest story I've read in a long time. I have to chime in, because I had a fat encounter last weekend.

I went to Barnes and Noble to look for book about stretching. I found what I was looking for, and after skimming through the book, I noticed something brown on my hand. It was chocolate, all over the fucking book, and my damn hand. I clean the book up (because it was the only one), clean my hand up, and start to look at some of the other fitness books. Several other books also had melted chocolate on them. Can you believe some fat fuck was eating chocolate like a fucking pig, and looking at fitness books at the same time? I looked for the culprit, but never found her/him/pat. It still makes me angry just thinking about it. God damn, I wish the person would have still been there. I so much wanted to say, "Stop eating the fucking chocolate! Get your fat ass out side and walk until you fucking die!".

[RRDTm3]

a fat encounter

I live there

[scubask]

I'd be scared she eat me.

Yesterday I was between 2 fatties in the middle seat, and saw my laps disappear. Closed my eyes and imagined being wedged between 2 ginormous boobies. Works like a charm most of the time.

[Darksaga]

I'd be scared she eat me.

That fearmay be justified. One of my contractors was flying back from a training and he is a slight guy about 5'6 150lbs. He sat next to a women of the size in question on the flight. When he was picked up he had a completely disgusted look on his face. Apparenlty the woman fell asleep and started drooling on him.

We told him it was part of the pre-digestion lubrication process. He turned and walked right into the bar.