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rgrpuck wrote:I fuckin HATE Ft Reiley This place is populated with mouth breathing oxigen thieves ...well schooled in the art of ass piricey.
Was there in '66 and '76 - guess it hasn't changed
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The goal in Lifes Journey is not to arrive safely at your gravesite in a well preserved body.....it's to slide in sideways, totally worn out screaming HOLY SHIT...WHAT A RIDE!
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How come every time I fly through Chicago, I get a 3 hour delay?
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Zonk 1/75 wrote:She was on the couch in her short skirted cheerleading uniform, her feet tucked under her firm ass and her knees pressed together innocently. I was like a blind man at an art display, a deaf man at a beautiful concert. Fucking stuffy-nosed cold, I could not smell her…………
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It is never good to acknowledge a good copy by replying with, "Better to keep your mouth closed and be thought a fool than to open it and remove all doubt".

Especially when the person accidently copied everyone in the command structure. :shock:
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Darksaga wrote:"Better to keep your mouth closed and be thought a fool than to open it and remove all doubt".
This applies to a few people I work with. they work well at what they do but evrything else "fish out of water". :roll:
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Chiron wrote:
Darksaga wrote:"Better to keep your mouth closed and be thought a fool than to open it and remove all doubt".
This applies to a few people I work with. they work well at what they do but evrything else "fish out of water". :roll:
Hell, one of the analyst's I am working with took it very personally and his work has gone to shit. :roll:
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Actual quote made by a D.U.I. defendant on the stand in front of the jury yesterday:

Prosecutor: " Did you or did you not try to hit the Trooper at the jail ? "





Defendant: " I don't recall anything that happened at the jail. I was too intoxicated. "


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( Jury deliberation took a whole 15 minutes before returning to the court room with a guilty verdict. )

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Wow, looks like my random thought is right in line with the theme on this thread the last few days

Good thing I do not have anger issues or I may have ended up in jail when dealing with one of my employees last week.
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Really, Tom Brady? Really?

Lame.
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Insomnia blows, especially when your sick.
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Had a doctors appointment today at 09:30. He was a no show and no one called to tell me. I drove ONE hour there and ONE hour back in horrible traffic.

AND ALL THEY COULD DO WAS SAY SORRY! GGRRRRR!!!
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If a guy jumps on a hand-grenade and it's a dud does he still recieve the MoH?
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