One for Chiron!!

Ranger Ron · Post by **Ranger Ron** » January 30th, 2008, 9:47 am

Greek vs Italian

A Greek and an Italian were sitting in a Starbuck's one day discussing who had the superior culture.

Over triple lattes the Greek guy said, "Well, we have the Parthenon."

Arching his eyebrows, the Italian replied, "We have the Coliseum."

The Greek retorted, "We Greeks gave birth to advanced mathematics."

The Italian, nodded agreement, and said, "But we built the Roman Empire ."

And so on and so on, until the Greek came up with what he thought would end the discussion. With a flourish of finality he said, "We Greeks invented sex!"

The Italian replied, "That is true, but it was the Italians who introduced it to women."

Bugsy · Post by **Bugsy** » January 30th, 2008, 10:02 am

EvilCouch · Post by **EvilCouch** » January 30th, 2008, 6:40 pm

ZING! Hahahaha!

Oto-Man · Post by **Oto-Man** » January 30th, 2008, 7:37 pm

Ouch!!!That's gonna leave a mark!!!!!

Chiron · Post by **Chiron** » January 31st, 2008, 3:50 am

Not bad.

But I thought it was the Italians that introduced it to young boys.. (see the Vatican for more details.)

garyedolan · Post by **garyedolan** » January 31st, 2008, 8:07 am

Touche---had a good laugh at that comeback...!

Draco · Post by **Draco** » January 31st, 2008, 10:55 am

Double SNAP!!!

Ranger Ron · Post by **Ranger Ron** » February 1st, 2008, 9:04 am

Good job Chris, I knew you would have a good come back.