Johnny and his parents moved to a new home and Johnny's mother was worried about what the neighbors would think when they met Johnny for the first time. Johnny's mother was especially worried about Johnny swearing in front of the neigborhood women.
Her solution was to invite all of the neighbor women over for tea in the afterrnoon while Johnny was in school. Johnny's mother explained to the women that Johnny had a disorder that caused him to use profanity all of the time. She went on to explain that the psychiatrist had determined that Johnny swore for attention and that if you ignored his curses or just walked away, then Johnny would give up and stop swearing.
Just then Johnny walked in and his mother introduced him to the women. One neighbor asked, "What did you learn in school today Johnny?"
"Not a God-Damned thing", said Johnny, "We've got to go back to the fucker tomorrow".
Johnny thought a minute and then said, "We did learn that they're shipping a boat load of whores to Afganistan".
With that all of the women looked at each other and got up to walk out of the room as Johnny's mother had suggested..
Johnny then said, "Keep your fucking seats bitches, the boat already sailed"!
Little Johnny After School
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Re: Little Johnny After School
HAHAHAHA!F50LRRP wrote:"Keep your fucking seats bitches, the boat already sailed"!
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You know, ya just gotta love the little fucker!
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for he today that sheds his blood with me shall be my brother!" - Shakespeare
RLTW! - Land of the Free BECAUSE of the Brave
RS 3-70
SSG VN 69-70
I Co., 75th. Inf.
4/9 Inf., 25th ID
Mentored Ranger kozzman555
http://www.75thrra.com" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false; - LM 183
http://www.ranger.org" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false; - LM 3537