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HA!!!! :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
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:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

"Do what the f*** you want" means "Go ahead, I dare you. You'll pay for that later.", :lol: :lol:
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Hehehehe.
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:lol: :lol: :lol:

What we have here is a failure to communicate (as usual with the hh6 :? shrug :roll: ). He shoulda bought a pink one too (for her).
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289sotherhalf wrote::lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

"Do what the f*** you want" means "Go ahead, I dare you. You'll pay for that later.", :lol: :lol:

Men never are fast learners in the department of reading between the lines coming from our significant others.... :lol:
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Steadfast wrote::lol: :lol: :lol:

What we have here is a failure to communicate (as usual with the hh6 :? shrug :roll: ). He shoulda bought a pink one too (for her).

That or a ball gag and a butt plug to shut her the fuck up while he's out riding, then come home and take what he wants from her before releasing her to go clean the bike outside. 8)
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cams wrote:
That or a ball gag and a butt plug to shut her the fuck up while he's out riding, then come home and take what he wants from her before releasing her to go clean the bike outside. 8)
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Post by Jenny Lynn »

Hello Rangers,
Now if I had been this guy's wife and as Ranger Steadfast mentioned, he had bought a pink one for me to ride on; I would have been as happy as a clam.

I would have promptly brought him any sammish with all the fixins he wanted and brewed any beer of his choice.
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Jenny Lynn wrote:Hello Rangers,
Now if I had been this guy's wife and as Ranger Steadfast mentioned, he had bought a pink one for me to ride on; I would have been as happy as a clam.

I would have promptly brought him any sammish with all the fixins he wanted and brewed any beer of his choice.
Hey cams, heee heee she said CLAM hee heee...
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Oh shucks...... I just noticed there's no edit button for me to use when posting in this thread. Ah..oh my "blonde" moment is going to cost me I know it is.
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'bout six months ago I was in Carmel and I saw a "trophy wife" type blonde driving a RED, brand new Mercedes convertible with the top down.

She was beautiful and so was the woman driving it. That is until I spotted the California Personalized license plate, "WAS HIS". :(

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F50LRRP wrote:'bout six months ago I was in Carmel and I saw a "trophy wife" type blonde driving a RED, brand new Mercedes convertible with the top down.

She was beautiful and so was the woman driving it. That is until I spotted the California Personalized license plate, "WAS HIS". :(

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cams wrote:
Steadfast wrote::lol: :lol: :lol:

What we have here is a failure to communicate (as usual with the hh6 :? shrug :roll: ). He shoulda bought a pink one too (for her).

That or a ball gag and a butt plug to shut her the fuck up while he's out riding, then come home and take what he wants from her before releasing her to go clean the bike outside. 8)
Now that is how a previously married man talks, fuck that cunt, I would have sold her ass over the bike!
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Oto-Man wrote:
Jenny Lynn wrote:Hello Rangers,
Now if I had been this guy's wife and as Ranger Steadfast mentioned, he had bought a pink one for me to ride on; I would have been as happy as a clam.

I would have promptly brought him any sammish with all the fixins he wanted and brewed any beer of his choice.
Hey cams, heee heee she said CLAM hee heee...
Ha!! I was thinking the same thing before I even got to your post! Too funny. :lol: :twisted:

Sooooooo Jenny, about this happy little blonde clam..........where are my fuckin' post it's?!?
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