Military movies turned into Porn

Steadfast · Post by **Steadfast** » January 12th, 2004, 9:10 am

Ya know in Basic Training some of the Reb's (Those were the guys below the Mason Dixon Line) wanted to go to town with the first pass we got to get "cock". Well us guys from the North never heard that before so we let them Reb's go themselves while we went for "pussy". Thank you for your response Cat. My heart ain't broken. But I am surprised by Slowpoke's quote:

They don't call him the ALABAMA SLAMMER for nothing!

How would he know, maybe he peeked in the bathroom??? He reminds me of those Reb's and their "gay" ways. Guess I gotta get a lady from the streets to accompany me to one of these fine movies. where's my shades?

Slowpoke · Post by **Slowpoke** » January 12th, 2004, 9:17 am

Steadfast,
You REALLY need to get out more often. I can see a trip to Tacoma is really going to do you some good. We'll get you edumakated.

Steadfast · Post by **Steadfast** » January 15th, 2004, 8:46 am

We'll get you edumakated.

Whaaa? I wil hav ya no I past 3rd class grade. And I is all growns upz. my nic name is Earl Slick.

Swoff · Post by **Swoff** » February 22nd, 2004, 5:20 pm

I guess some of you rangers have heard this one before.

"Shaving Ryans Private" (Saving Private Ryan)
"The Bang Brothers" (Band of Brothers)

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rangercamaro · Post by **rangercamaro** » February 22nd, 2004, 5:49 pm

Hey let's not forget the Turd Bats fav--- "Put a cock in my lips now (apocolypse now)

Andy · Post by **Andy** » February 23rd, 2004, 6:57 pm

Operation Sperma (Operation Burma)
Full Trojan Condem (FMJ)
Pearl In Her Harbor (Pearl Harbor)
3 Bangs (3 Kings)

Parabellum · Post by **Parabellum** » March 12th, 2004, 12:14 pm

Predaphile (Predator) they all run a train on that hispanic chick. Movie quote "If it bleeds we killed it."
Plump Friction (Pulp Fiction) starring the Gimp
Deep Pink Gash (Deep Blue Sea)
The Abyss (no name change) starring Houston

I know some of these aren't military movies

Parabellum · Post by **Parabellum** » March 30th, 2004, 9:33 pm

Black Cock Now! (Black Hawk Down)
Alot of Cocks Now (Apocalypse Now)
Full Studded Choker (Full Metal Jacket)
Big Member Bill (Hamburger Hill)
Casualties of a Whore (Casualties of War)

Cat · Post by **Cat** » April 14th, 2004, 10:18 am

h8train1/75 wrote:Predaphile (Predator) they all run a train on that hispanic chick. Movie quote "If it bleeds we killed it."
Plump Friction (Pulp Fiction) starring the Gimp
Deep Pink Gash (Deep Blue Sea)
The Abyss (no name change) starring Houston

I know some of these aren't military movies

Are any of them cadences?

No nevermind, I probably don't want to know

RafterMan · Post by **RafterMan** » April 22nd, 2004, 4:48 pm

I diet on the western cunt (All quiet on the western front, yeah i know it's a book but it was too good to pass up.)

LowCrawler · Post by **LowCrawler** » May 21st, 2004, 5:08 pm

comfortable southerner (southern comfort)