What is Your Type of Girl?

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StrykeFirst
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Chiron wrote:Your Score: The Favorite Friend

66% Sexy-Cute, 70% Dark-Light, 52% Artsy-Stylish
Cute, Light, and neither Artsy nor Stylish, she's that friend we've all had. The great girl. The one we've been friends with since the third grade. The one that swallows. The one who laughs at our jokes and sends funny text messages. The one with whom we crawled under the covers and spent eighteen hours naked.

My test tracked 3 variables How you compared to other people your age and gender:

You scored higher than 99% on Sexy-Cute
You scored higher than 99% on Dark-Light
You scored higher than 99% on Artsy-Stylish
8) your absolutley right, my powers of observation failed me the first time...the only question that remains is since you and that type are such close friends...when you gonna introduce me?
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Your Score: The Hot Friend

26% Sexy-Cute, 65% Dark-Light, 58% Artsy-Stylish

Sexy, neither Dark nor Light, and neither Artsy nor Stylish, she's just the Hot Friend. You know you've got one of these. Great face, great uh... assets. This is the type of girl who is fawned on by guys constantly, never realizes it, and finally marries some jackass who's just like you... but damn it, it's not you!
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StrykeFirst wrote:
Chiron wrote:Your Score: The Favorite Friend

66% Sexy-Cute, 70% Dark-Light, 52% Artsy-Stylish
Cute, Light, and neither Artsy nor Stylish, she's that friend we've all had. The great girl. The one we've been friends with since the third grade. The one that swallows. The one who laughs at our jokes and sends funny text messages. The one with whom we crawled under the covers and spent eighteen hours naked.

My test tracked 3 variables How you compared to other people your age and gender:

You scored higher than 99% on Sexy-Cute
You scored higher than 99% on Dark-Light
You scored higher than 99% on Artsy-Stylish
8) your absolutley right, my powers of observation failed me the first time...the only question that remains is since you and that type are such close friends...when you gonna introduce me?
You must be smoking something that smells odd.
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The Girl Next Door.

47% Sexy-Cute, 55% Dark-Light, 62% Artsy-Stylish

Cute, neither Dark nor Light, and neither Artsy nor Stylish. This sounds like a blah category, right? Oh, my, no. The Girl Next Door has been the subject of more dirty fantasies than you could possibly count. She's so sweet, and innocent, and infinitely corruptible. Every morning you glance out your window hoping she'll have forgotten to draw the blinds. You may feel bad about it, but you know you'll be doing it again tomorrow.
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Post by Rugger »

The Hot Friend

37% Sexy-Cute, 51% Dark-Light, 38% Artsy-Stylish
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I'll take the deaf mute nymphomaniac that owns a liquer store. 8)

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60% Sexy-Cute, 48% Dark-Light, 62% Artsy-Stylish

Cute, neither Dark nor Light, and neither Artsy nor Stylish. This sounds like a blah category, right? Oh, my, no. The Girl Next Door has been the subject of more dirty fantasies than you could possibly count. She's so sweet, and innocent, and infinitely corruptible. Every morning you glance out your window hoping she'll have forgotten to draw the blinds. You may feel bad about it, but you know you'll be doing it again tomorrow.

The girl next door in my case, is an Indian Muslim. They shave, you know.
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Post by Darksaga »

Scuba Wino wrote:My score:

The girl next door
73% Sexy-Cute, 65% Dark-Light, 46% Artsy-Stylish
Hell Ranger I thought for you it would have been anyone who won't press charges.
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Two Tits, a hole, and a heartbeat....the heartbeat is optional if she is still warm....
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