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Hey I just became not just scuba, but Special Forces Scuba, and halo qualified!! And what the hell, I gave myself a battlefield commision. Fuck the DD-214, I have certificates, It was so classified secret squirrel that the DOD didn't even know. And it only cost me $49.00!!
Attack CO 2/75 01/94-12/98
Ranger Class 08-95
I then asked the Lord: "Why was there only one set of footprints?"
He answered: "The terrain was beginning to constrict and our hit time was coming close. So I put us in a Ranger file."
Flesh Thorn wrote:They even have RIP certificates signed by the Sec of the Army.
100% fake.
That's not the RIP Certificate accepted by ERB.
Speaking of which, who the fuck is MG James O. Patterson, because he sure as hell wasn't the SecDef in '99 and a google search isn't coming up with a James O. Patterson over the rank of Major. And who the fuck is COL Charles P. Cook?
Gah. So fucking fake.
Clueless Joe(Sand hill): May 98 - May 99
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REMF (11th Regt): May 01 - Feb 04
Leg Team/Squad leader (HHC 1-503, 2ID, OIF): Feb 04 - Dec 05 World's worst webcomic
I searched all over that site, but I couldn't find a certificate for Spetsnatz Inflight Missle Repairman Course. So, I guess nobody can pose as one of them. Good thing I completed that school (Distinguished Honor Grad) and got mines when I did.
Ranger Class 3/96
25th ID 93-96
10th Motown 96-99
C Co. 4th RTB 99-04
Gubment Contractor OCONUS 07-present
Gun Safety Tip #6. When unholstering your weapon it's customary to say "Excuse me while I whip this out "
Thank you for your November 30, 2006 correspondence to the Department of Defense Hotline.
In order for the DoD Hotline to initiate an inquiry of any complaint that we receive, it must be determined that:
· the matter concerns a violation of Federal law within the DoD’s investigative purview;
· the DoD has sufficient facts to initiate an inquiry;
· the DoD Hotline is the most appropriate agency to take action on the complaint.
Based on a thorough review of the information provided, there does not appear to be a sufficient basis for the DoD Hotline to initiate an inquiry. Using a false military document and/or certificate for personal gain by a person not within the Department of Defense is an action that must be reported to the Federal Bureau of Investigation.
I appreciate your bringing this matter to our attention.
Sincerely,
Leonard Trahan, Jr.
Director
Defense Hotline
Ranger Class 3/96
25th ID 93-96
10th Motown 96-99
C Co. 4th RTB 99-04
Gubment Contractor OCONUS 07-present
Gun Safety Tip #6. When unholstering your weapon it's customary to say "Excuse me while I whip this out "
buy above certificate and have it signed by Chuck Norris.
If it's signed by Chuck, it automatically becomes true.
C Co 3/75 88-90 (Just Cause)
124 MI(LRSD) 90-91 (Desert Storm)
Repeal the 16th, enforce the 10th.
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"I come in peace. I didn't bring artillery. But I'm pleading with you, with tears in my eyes: If you fuck with me, I'll kill you all." Gen. James Mattis