FIREARMS REFRESHER COURSE

LLUbetterhalf · Post by **LLUbetterhalf** » October 21st, 2006, 12:58 pm

1. An armed man is a citizen. An unarmed man is a subject.
2. A gun in the hand is better than a cop on the phone.
3. Glock: The original point and click interface.
4. Gun control is not about guns; it's about control.
5. If guns are outlawed, can we use swords?
6. If guns cause crime, then pencils cause misspelled words.
7. Free men do not ask permission to bear arms.
8. If you don't know your rights you don't have any.
9. Those who trade liberty for security have neither.
10. The United States Constitution (c) 1791. All Rights reserved.
11. What part of "shall not be infringed" do you not understand?
12. The Second Amendment is in place in case they ignore the others.
13. 64,999,987 firearms owners killed no one yesterday.
14. Guns only have two enemies: rust and liberals.
15. Know guns, know peace and safety. No guns, no peace nor safety.
16. You don't shoot to kill; you shoot to stay alive.
17. 911 - government sponsored Dial-a-Prayer.
18. Assault is a behavior, not a device.
19. Criminals love gun control -- it makes their jobs safer.
20. If guns cause crime, then matches cause arson.
21. Only a government that is afraid of its citizens tries to control them.
22. You only have the rights you are willing to fight for.
23. Enforce the "gun control laws" we have, don't make more.
24. When you remove the people's right to bear arms, you create slaves.
25. The American Revolution would never have happened with gun control.
26. "...A government of the people, by the people, for the people..."

True Gun control is the ability to put all your rounds in the X ring!

cams · Post by **cams** » October 23rd, 2006, 10:57 am

"Cams' Firearms Refresher Course"

Price: 0.00 U.S. Dollars (well maybe bail money, so, figure on having 40.00 bucks in your pocket.)

When feeling stressed out and wanting to strangle the next living thing that passes by with-in arms reach,

find the closest firearm hidden in your house, walk to the backdoor,

gently open the back door while sounding off with Rangers Lead the &*&*&%$##@#@#@!!! Way!!!

At this time it is appropriate to empty your magazine in the outside direction, police up your brass, gently close the door and continue on with life, feeling refreshed!

Best course in the nation, or at least in my town...

Dando175 · Post by **Dando175** » October 23rd, 2006, 11:03 am

Hear, Hear. :D

Rock Island Ranger · October 23rd, 2006, 11:05 am

cams wrote:"Cams' Firearms Refresher Course"

Price: 0.00 U.S. Dollars (well maybe bail money, so, figure on having 40.00 bucks in your pocket.)

When feeling stressed out and wanting to strangle the next living thing that passes by with-in arms reach,

find the closest firearm hidden in your house, walk to the backdoor,

gently open the back door while sounding off with Rangers Lead the &*&*&%$##@#@#@!!! Way!!!

At this time it is appropriate to empty your magazine in the outside direction, police up your brass, gently close the door and continue on with life, feeling refreshed! Best course in the nation, or at least in my town...

It worked. Course, the back door neighbors dog is dead, the windows all shot out, the plumbing inside his walls blew, flooding his house......but I feel fucking GREAT.

Invictus · Post by **Invictus** » October 23rd, 2006, 11:36 am

Non shooting Pastor wrote:It worked. Course, the back door neighbors dog is dead, the windows all shot out, the plumbing inside his walls blew, flooding his house......but I feel fucking GREAT.

Well, I'm no Jack Weaver, but I'd say your shot group needs some attention brother...

Rock Island Ranger · October 23rd, 2006, 11:40 am

Invictus wrote:
It worked. Course, the back door neighbors dog is dead, the windows all shot out, the plumbing inside his walls blew, flooding his house......but I feel fucking GREAT.
Well, I'm no Jack Weaver, but I'd say your shot group needs some attention brother...

Why??? Hit everything I aimed at.

Invictus · Post by **Invictus** » October 23rd, 2006, 11:42 am

Abell9 wrote:
Invictus wrote:
It worked. Course, the back door neighbors dog is dead, the windows all shot out, the plumbing inside his walls blew, flooding his house......but I feel fucking GREAT.
Well, I'm no Jack Weaver, but I'd say your shot group needs some attention brother...
Why??? Hit everything I aimed at.

Shoulda known :D

cams · Post by **cams** » October 23rd, 2006, 2:20 pm

It worked. Course, the back door neighbors dog is dead, the windows all shot out, the plumbing inside his walls blew, flooding his house......but I feel fucking GREAT.

Goddamn it Andy, we gotta market this course somehow!! You see how easy that was!!

*All money will be donated to first time users for bail, after that, fuck you, you're on your own.

Your neighbor must be pissed!! But, you feel fucking great don't you!!

** A humble apology to the young lady as well for hijacking her thread. It was a very good post maam, keep 'em coming!

LLUbetterhalf · Post by **LLUbetterhalf** » October 24th, 2006, 7:53 am

cams wrote:** A humble apology to the young lady as well for hijacking her thread. It was a very good post maam, keep 'em coming!

Ranger Cam, please don't apologize at all for taking over the thread. From my understanding this is your (Rangers) site so I am here for your (the Rangers) entertainment. I just enjoy the fact that I can bring a smile! The stuff that I post is stuff that Ranger LLU and I have had a laugh about ourselves.

This site really is great! It is wonderful to read things written by like minded individuals! I was starting to think that I was crazy!

Slowpoke · Post by **Slowpoke** » October 24th, 2006, 9:25 am

LLUbetterhalf wrote:
cams wrote:** A humble apology to the young lady as well for hijacking her thread. It was a very good post maam, keep 'em coming!
Ranger Cam, please don't apologize at all for taking over the thread. From my understanding this is your (Rangers) site so I am here for your (the Rangers) entertainment. I just enjoy the fact that I can bring a smile! The stuff that I post is stuff that Ranger LLU and I have had a laugh about ourselves.

This site really is great! It is wonderful to read things written by like minded individuals! I was starting to think that I was crazy!

You live with a Ranger and only think you're crazy????

Rock Island Ranger · October 24th, 2006, 10:06 am

Slowpoke wrote:
LLUbetterhalf wrote:
cams wrote:** A humble apology to the young lady as well for hijacking her thread. It was a very good post maam, keep 'em coming!
Ranger Cam, please don't apologize at all for taking over the thread. From my understanding this is your (Rangers) site so I am here for your (the Rangers) entertainment. I just enjoy the fact that I can bring a smile! The stuff that I post is stuff that Ranger LLU and I have had a laugh about ourselves.

This site really is great! It is wonderful to read things written by like minded individuals! I was starting to think that I was crazy!

You live with a Ranger and only think you're crazy????

No, Boo....what he said is prophetic. In fact, your not carazy...your plain fucking nuts. (Our kinda peeps)

rangerrg_c75 · Post by **rangerrg_c75** » October 25th, 2006, 8:37 am

It does take a certain kind of woman to put up with us. I know, mines put upith me for 25 years. God BlessHer. Has more patience than me!

LLUbetterhalf · Post by **LLUbetterhalf** » October 31st, 2006, 12:29 pm

Posted by Ranger Ron first....

viewtopic.php?t=27119&highlight=arson

I was a month late and $1000 short!

Ranger Ron · Post by **Ranger Ron** » October 31st, 2006, 2:44 pm

LLUbetterhalf wrote:Posted by Ranger Ron first....

viewtopic.php?t=27119&highlight=arson

I was a month late and $1000 short!

Hey, we are just glad you finally made it. If you keep posting such good things, it doesn't matter if you repeat once in a while. Just shows what good taste I have!!!

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