40 rock solid reasons to get drunk tonight

[Baseplate]

. If you don’t drink that booze, by God, someone else will.

2. The brewing industry alone employs 1.7 million people and that’s a lot of mouths to feed.

3. Bad ass nicknames like “Chuggybear,â€

[SA Yons]

[quote="Baseplate"]8. Dude, after what you did last time, you gotta go back out there and explain yourself.

13. Churchill and FDR got drunk, Hitler didn’t. So what are you, some kind of Nazi?

28. Al-Qaeda forbids drinking and since when did you start taking orders from Al-Qaeda?

34. Your boss gets all weirded out when you get drunk during the day.

37. Hemingway shot himself after being sober for two months.

38. When your coworkers ask “What did you get up to last night?â€

[289sotherhalf]

[AbnRgr289]

Reason #1..........my eyes are open! :D

[RTO]