Add a strange fact

SkyShark · Post by **SkyShark** » September 8th, 2006, 3:33 pm

You know...............nah.....nevermind......too easy....................

EvilCouch · Post by **EvilCouch** » September 8th, 2006, 3:35 pm

Tenn-RGR wrote:
Everett Ruess wrote:There never was a Monty Python and he didn't have a flying circus.
Thats blasphemy!!!!!!

Burn the witch!

Goog · Post by **Goog** » September 8th, 2006, 4:53 pm

How come women can Bleed for 5 days and Live???????

WTF

hobbit · Post by **hobbit** » September 8th, 2006, 7:10 pm

You know Silverback, as to a duck's quack not echoing, I might point out that for thousands of years people were under the impression that ducks go "Quack,Quack", when in fact, ducks only go "Quack". Now where do you suppose that extra "Quack" is coming from? Hmmmm?

IntelToad · Post by **IntelToad** » September 8th, 2006, 9:07 pm

If a tree fell in a forest, and nobody was there to see it fall, would Tater Nuts give a flying fuck ?

I think not. :D

Mr_Handsome · Post by **Mr_Handsome** » September 8th, 2006, 9:26 pm

IntelToad wrote:If a tree fell in a forest, and nobody was there to see it fall, would Tater Nuts give a flying fuck ?

I think not. :D

Unless it was a bowling ball that caused the tree to fall. :)

42L5V · Post by **42L5V** » September 8th, 2006, 9:55 pm

Fishboy wrote:Celery has negative calories. It takes more calories to eat a piece of
celery than the celery has in it to begin with. It's the same with apples.

So does rabbit.

Speaking of which, does anyone else from the 92 year group of hooah school remember the Desert RI who had a slight lisp that gave the "rabbit starvation" class/speech?? (Or is he a member here??

) Some of the guys in my class decided he'd be a good person to imitate in the barracks and we got the holy shit smoked out of us.

Steadfast · Post by **Steadfast** » September 8th, 2006, 10:45 pm

Then there is that old classic:

Driveways

Why do homes have driveways where you only park you car....

& Parkways

When you go to the Parkway you drive and do not park.....

AbnRgr289 · Post by **AbnRgr289** » September 9th, 2006, 4:40 am

Goog wrote:How come women can Bleed for 5 days and Live???????

WTF

And have "Pre-Mental Syndrome" before they do?

SLEDGE HAMMER · Post by **SLEDGE HAMMER** » September 9th, 2006, 5:03 am

When a flea jumps, the rate of acceleration is 20 times that of the space shuttle during launch.

Silverback · Post by **Silverback** » September 9th, 2006, 5:43 am

One of the movie moguls the Marx Brothers had to deal with was Irving Thalberg of MGM. Purposefully or not, Thalberg had the annoying habit of making people wait outside his office for extended periods of time. One time he kept the Marx Brothers longer than they liked. When he finally got around to seeing them, he discovered they were stark naked outside his doorway, roasting potatoes in the lobby's fireplace. It was the last time he kept them waiting.

Looon · Post by **Looon** » September 9th, 2006, 5:50 am

hobbit wrote:You know Silverback, as to a duck's quack not echoing, I might point out that for thousands of years people were under the impression that ducks go "Quack,Quack", when in fact, ducks only go "Quack". Now where do you suppose that extra "Quack" is coming from? Hmmmm?

I thought ducks went "aflack"?

MrsDocMac · Post by **MrsDocMac** » September 9th, 2006, 8:29 am

Nail polish remover will get anything off the walls without taking off the paint.

When making margaritas in a shitty blender, it is not suggested that you use a wooden spoon to shove the ice down to the blades.

A child cannot take his/her left hand and reach over their head to their right ear until they are approximately 2 years old. (Same goes for right hand to left ear.)

When a grown adult holds his arms out to either side (i.e. starting position for the cherry picker) and you measure from the tip of one middle finger to the tip of the other, the length you awuire is also his height.

Last but not least....
Either Dora the Explorer or Go Diego Go are on any minute of any day on one of five channels.